Movie quotes

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    • 00:11:20 Yeah. Yeah. Look, dude, she's super-cool.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:11:16 I think that's more of a you-problem, to be honest.

      • 00:11:18 Did you tell Em? Did you tell her before you told me?

      • 00:11:20 Yeah. Yeah. Look, dude, she's super-cool.

      • 00:11:23 I don't want to fuck up her life with unnecessary falsehoods.

      • 00:11:26 Wow. Fuck.

    • 00:12:36 Are we cool?

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      • 00:12:32 Sure, yeah.

      • 00:12:33 And seriously, you can tell me.

      • 00:12:36 Are we cool?

      • 00:12:38 Yeah, dude. You're my best friend, man. Everything's...

      • 00:12:43 It's cool, man. Yeah?

    • 00:12:43 It's cool, man. Yeah?

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      • 00:12:36 Are we cool?

      • 00:12:38 Yeah, dude. You're my best friend, man. Everything's...

      • 00:12:43 It's cool, man. Yeah?

      • 00:12:47 (SIGHS)

      • 00:13:04 (CELL PHONE RINGING)

    • 00:14:48 Sure. Cool, cool.

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      • 00:14:44 Excellent. I'm glad to hear that.

      • 00:14:46 I'm just gonna set this down now.

      • 00:14:48 Sure. Cool, cool.

      • 00:14:50 MAN IN PORN VIDEO: Oh, Fuck that cock, yeah.

      • 00:14:57 Is there anything you'd like to talk to me about?

    • 00:18:34 and it's cool, seriously.

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      • 00:18:27 I was a little mad and confused.

      • 00:18:30 But I thought about the whole thing. I've really thought about it,

      • 00:18:34 and it's cool, seriously.

      • 00:18:36 I even stayed up and fixed the brownie.

      • 00:18:37 I did major structural repairs.

    • 00:21:33 Cool, cool, cool.

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      • 00:21:30 Yeah, it is.

      • 00:21:32 Oh. Thank you.

      • 00:21:33 Cool, cool, cool.

      • 00:21:36 This is the only bar in town

      • 00:21:37 that doesn't care how shitty our fake IDs are.

    • 00:22:17 It's cool. I go to Valley Springs. Go Panthers!

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      • 00:22:14 Yeah, we noticed.

      • 00:22:15 Do you guys go to Glen Ellen?

      • 00:22:17 It's cool. I go to Valley Springs. Go Panthers!

      • 00:22:20 But I know the scene there, and you guys totally seem like GHS kids.

      • 00:22:22 Boo Huskies.

    • 00:25:27 Be cool.

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      • 00:25:21 Yo! Hey! Stop!

      • 00:25:23 You're not gonna run me over.

      • 00:25:27 Be cool.

      • 00:25:29 Let's talk. Chill, man.

      • 00:25:30 I'm totally chill. Super chill. I'm very cool.

    • 00:25:30 I'm totally chill. Super chill. I'm very cool.

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      • 00:25:27 Be cool.

      • 00:25:29 Let's talk. Chill, man.

      • 00:25:30 I'm totally chill. Super chill. I'm very cool.

      • 00:25:34 You smell like an old tent.

      • 00:25:35 What's wrong with you?

    • 00:31:48 They had cool furniture and lights and stuff. It's like Europe in there.

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      • 00:31:42 But, dude, is this my future? A bunch of trips to Club Monsoon?

      • 00:31:45 Is that so bad?

      • 00:31:48 They had cool furniture and lights and stuff. It's like Europe in there.

      • 00:31:50 Not all of Europe is gay.

      • 00:31:52 Whatever. Dude, the important thing is, we're still friends.

    • 00:38:03 Hey, you know what would be really cool?

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      • 00:38:00 Can I order while he's doing this?

      • 00:38:02 Yeah. Okay.

      • 00:38:03 Hey, you know what would be really cool?

      • 00:38:05 If you would do what he's doing preemptively.

      • 00:38:07 It's just two bucks. Really help a lot of kids.

    • 00:54:42 Oh. Cool, cool.

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      • 00:54:33 I always find that things get simpler

      • 00:54:36 if you just focus on things that have always made you happy.

      • 00:54:42 Oh. Cool, cool.

      • 00:54:44 When was the last time we came here? Six years ago?

      • 00:54:47 Yeah. What did the guy used to say?

    • 01:09:09 Cool.

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      • 01:09:06 It is perfect.

      • 01:09:08 I think we're good to go.

      • 01:09:09 Cool.

      • 01:09:11 (CELL PHONE RINGING)

      • 01:09:20 This is totally not my business,

    • 01:20:36 I brought a guy to prom tonight, a really cool guy.

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      • 01:20:30 I wanted to mention while I'm up here,

      • 01:20:32 that even though I'm not gay, I'm a straight man,

      • 01:20:36 I brought a guy to prom tonight, a really cool guy.

      • 01:20:42 I did that because

      • 01:20:46 it shouldn't matter who you bring to prom.

    • 01:25:47 Cool.

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      • 01:25:45 You love pubes?

      • 01:25:46 You're goddamn right, I love pubes!

      • 01:25:47 Cool.

      • 01:25:49 I love this brownie, and I love you.

      • 01:25:51 In a totally non-gay way.

    • 01:26:16 Super-old. But I kept it in the freezer, so it's cool.

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      • 01:26:09 EM: Hey.

      • 01:26:12 Is this the famous brownie? How old is this thing?

      • 01:26:16 Super-old. But I kept it in the freezer, so it's cool.

      • 01:26:20 And I only poured beer on it a couple of times, and I cried on it once.

      • 01:26:24 That's cool.

    • 01:26:24 That's cool.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:26:16 Super-old. But I kept it in the freezer, so it's cool.

      • 01:26:20 And I only poured beer on it a couple of times, and I cried on it once.

      • 01:26:24 That's cool.

      • 01:26:26 Is there enough for four?

      • 01:26:32 (ALL CHUCKLING)