Movie quotes

  • Date and Switch
    • 00:08:16 "Those two guys are so awesome they're definitely not virgins."

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:08:10 We go to prom, have sex, eat this brownie, be high for a week straight.

      • 00:08:14 Then we go to college. People are gonna be like,

      • 00:08:16 "Those two guys are so awesome they're definitely not virgins."

      • 00:08:19 Yeah, then we move back here, we get dead-end jobs,

      • 00:08:23 we retire, and we fucking die.

    • 00:18:40 That's awesome, man. Thanks.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:18:36 I even stayed up and fixed the brownie.

      • 00:18:37 I did major structural repairs.

      • 00:18:40 That's awesome, man. Thanks.

      • 00:18:44 It looks even better than before.

      • 00:18:45 I frosted some dicks and butts on it in your honor.

    • 00:22:25 Awesome.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:22:22 Boo Huskies.

      • 00:22:23 Yeah, we go to Glen Ellen.

      • 00:22:25 Awesome.

      • 00:22:27 So, do you wanna fuck later?

      • 00:22:31 Holy shit.

    • 00:33:02 Holy shit. Is it awesome?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:32:55 You totally are. I can tell. You're never this quiet for this long.

      • 00:32:59 Yeah. I smoked salvia tonight.

      • 00:33:02 Holy shit. Is it awesome?

      • 00:33:08 No.

      • 00:33:09 You seem kind of traumatized.

    • 00:42:34 He just rises up and regulates. It's awesome.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:42:29 He rolls around the ring in his little chair, acting like a bitch,

      • 00:42:32 and then he gets bullied.

      • 00:42:34 He just rises up and regulates. It's awesome.

      • 00:42:38 Dude, how are you a gay guy?

      • 00:42:43 I don't know. I just am.

    • 01:06:55 It's gonna be awesome.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:06:39 Fine.

      • 01:06:40 Seriously? DWAYNE: You heard me.

      • 01:06:55 It's gonna be awesome.

      • 01:06:56 I know it's a prom, but I think I can get you two in.

      • 01:07:16 (GROANS)

    • 01:25:13 And what you said tonight on stage, dude, that was so awesome.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:25:09 What?

      • 01:25:11 This brownie is fucking beautiful.

      • 01:25:13 And what you said tonight on stage, dude, that was so awesome.

      • 01:25:16 (CHUCKLES)

      • 01:25:18 I think I'm going to come out to my parents.