Movie quotes

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    • 00:19:18 Or a bomb.

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      • 00:19:13 Yeah, seduction does take time. What do we do?

      • 00:19:15 Do we use political pressure, death threats?

      • 00:19:18 Or a bomb.

      • 00:19:21 Everyone's afraid of a bomb, Dwayne.

      • 00:19:24 I was going to say hypnotism but I like a bomb.

    • 00:19:21 Everyone's afraid of a bomb, Dwayne.

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      • 00:19:15 Do we use political pressure, death threats?

      • 00:19:18 Or a bomb.

      • 00:19:21 Everyone's afraid of a bomb, Dwayne.

      • 00:19:24 I was going to say hypnotism but I like a bomb.

      • 00:19:29 - Yeah. That's thinking outside the box. - Right?

    • 00:19:24 I was going to say hypnotism but I like a bomb.

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      • 00:19:18 Or a bomb.

      • 00:19:21 Everyone's afraid of a bomb, Dwayne.

      • 00:19:24 I was going to say hypnotism but I like a bomb.

      • 00:19:29 - Yeah. That's thinking outside the box. - Right?

      • 00:19:32 You'd just stick it to him like we do the watermelons?

    • 00:22:52 Right now, you are wearing a highly explosive bomb vest.

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      • 00:22:45 All right, let's see, here.

      • 00:22:47 "Mr. Nick Davis of 110 North" Whatever-the-Fuck Street.

      • 00:22:52 Right now, you are wearing a highly explosive bomb vest.

      • 00:23:00 Calm down. I'm carrying a piece.

      • 00:23:03 Hey, man. Take it easy.

    • 00:23:04 - I built the bomb, so it's pretty stable. - For a fucking bomb.

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      • 00:23:00 Calm down. I'm carrying a piece.

      • 00:23:03 Hey, man. Take it easy.

      • 00:23:04 - I built the bomb, so it's pretty stable. - For a fucking bomb.

      • 00:23:08 Don't do anything stupid like trip over your shoelaces.

      • 00:23:11 That vest is packed with C-4. The C is for "chaos."

    • 00:24:25 Maybe use the scary bomb strapped to your chest.

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      • 00:24:20 - By the Olive Garden. - How am I supposed to rob a bank?

      • 00:24:22 It's not my problem, it's yours. Get creative.

      • 00:24:25 Maybe use the scary bomb strapped to your chest.

      • 00:24:27 Maybe the old-fashioned way: Get a gun, band of outlaws.

      • 00:24:30 It doesn't matter to me. It's not rocket science.

    • 00:24:37 and you're wearing that bomb.

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      • 00:24:33 Fine. Then do it yourself.

      • 00:24:35 I would do it, but I'm wearing the gorilla mask...

      • 00:24:37 and you're wearing that bomb.

      • 00:24:39 - Tell him about the bomb vest. - You seem like a smart guy.

      • 00:24:42 But in Case you were gonna panic and try to be a hero, like:

    • 00:24:39 - Tell him about the bomb vest. - You seem like a smart guy.

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      • 00:24:35 I would do it, but I'm wearing the gorilla mask...

      • 00:24:37 and you're wearing that bomb.

      • 00:24:39 - Tell him about the bomb vest. - You seem like a smart guy.

      • 00:24:42 But in Case you were gonna panic and try to be a hero, like:

      • 00:24:45 "I'm gonna take this vest off. Fuck these guys."

    • 00:27:55 Two guys jumped me and strapped a bomb to my chest...

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      • 00:27:51 I don't want to apologize to you.

      • 00:27:53 We have nothing left to say to each other.

      • 00:27:55 Two guys jumped me and strapped a bomb to my chest...

      • 00:27:58 and now I have less than nine hours to rob a bank.

      • 00:28:01 You're hysterical. Great joke. I'm gonna go back.

    • 00:28:32 that put a bomb on your chest made sure it was safe?

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      • 00:28:27 These guys don't want me to blow up before I get them their money.

      • 00:28:30 Yeah, you figure the two psychopaths...

      • 00:28:32 that put a bomb on your chest made sure it was safe?

      • 00:28:35 There's no margin for error in their design?

      • 00:28:37 I don't know. All I do know is that this is real, okay?

    • 00:30:32 Not a lot of consensus in the bomb-disarming community.

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      • 00:30:26 - We'll keep your arms on ice. - Fuck that.

      • 00:30:29 I don't know, man. These sites say different shit.

      • 00:30:32 Not a lot of consensus in the bomb-disarming community.

      • 00:30:35 - What did they do in The Hurt Locker? - I don't know, I didn't see it.

      • 00:30:38 Yeah, me neither. I Netflixed it six months ago.

    • 00:40:24 I'm inside a smaller car with you and a bomb.

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      • 00:40:20 The guy's not Matlock. He's Fisher.

      • 00:40:22 He's a CPA. I think you'll be okay.

      • 00:40:24 I'm inside a smaller car with you and a bomb.

      • 00:40:26 Next time, why don't we steal a Smart Car?

      • 00:40:29 This thing's got some pickup.

    • 00:45:07 And get this fucking bomb off.

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      • 00:45:00 - I drank those too. - Motherfucker.

      • 00:45:04 - Let's go. - Let's go rob the bank.

      • 00:45:07 And get this fucking bomb off.

      • 00:45:15 I can't believe this.

      • 00:45:16 You go for the money. I'll cover the crowd.

    • 00:49:37 Guess what, you just brought a gun to a bomb fight, officer.

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      • 00:49:33 Now, slowly, get your ass on the ground.

      • 00:49:35 Do it now.

      • 00:49:37 Guess what, you just brought a gun to a bomb fight, officer.

      • 00:49:41 I pull these wires, we all go, you got 10 seconds to drop your weapon.

      • 00:49:45 - One, two. - Oh, fuck this.

    • 00:53:42 - You still have a bomb strapped. - Yeah, you're right.

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      • 00:53:37 I don't know who else would be best friends with me.

      • 00:53:40 Then it's good we know each other. Come here.

      • 00:53:42 - You still have a bomb strapped. - Yeah, you're right.

      • 00:53:45 - But you owe me a hug. - Sure.

      • 00:53:49 The 'stang. I didn't think I'd see you again.

    • 00:57:22 Give me the code for the bomb, okay?

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      • 00:57:17 Stop messing with me. Just give me the code, okay?

      • 00:57:20 No, I don't have no code, bro.

      • 00:57:22 Give me the code for the bomb, okay?

      • 00:57:25 Who brings a fucking bomb to a drop, homey?

      • 00:57:28 Your boss put this on me.

    • 00:57:25 Who brings a fucking bomb to a drop, homey?

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      • 00:57:20 No, I don't have no code, bro.

      • 00:57:22 Give me the code for the bomb, okay?

      • 00:57:25 Who brings a fucking bomb to a drop, homey?

      • 00:57:28 Your boss put this on me.

      • 00:57:29 - I am my boss. - Good, then give me the code.

    • 01:01:13 What's the number for the bomb?

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      • 01:01:07 To use our new speech-enabled system ...

      • 01:01:09 Travis, why the fuck was that Moviefone?

      • 01:01:13 What's the number for the bomb?

      • 01:01:16 It's in my head, man.

      • 01:01:17 I switched it out when you were taking a shit at Taco Boy.

    • 01:16:42 - You had a bomb strapped to you? - Yeah, but we got away.

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      • 01:16:35 - Good fucking work. - Yeah, man.

      • 01:16:40 Go get our fucking money.

      • 01:16:42 - You had a bomb strapped to you? - Yeah, but we got away.

      • 01:16:46 For the second time with the money.

      • 01:16:48 - So when you came to see me today ... - Yeah. Yeah, I meant everything I said.

    • 01:17:30 - Why did that van explode? - That bomb I was telling you about?

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      • 01:17:14 - Get fucked. - No, you don't understand.

      • 01:17:17 You don't understand. I own this town.

      • 01:17:30 - Why did that van explode? - That bomb I was telling you about?

      • 01:17:33 I typed in the code, reactivated it, put it in that guy's van.

      • 01:17:37 What? That's some John McClane shit, yes.

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