Movie quotes

  • The Hangover Part II
    • 00:23:18 And yet... I'm really glad you're here. All you guys. Even you Alan.

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      • 00:23:13 - Sorry, Teddy, but it's true. - That's ok.

      • 00:23:16 That is just wildly inappropriate.

      • 00:23:18 And yet... I'm really glad you're here. All you guys. Even you Alan.

      • 00:23:25 It means a lot that you made the trip. Thank you.

      • 00:23:29 - Wouldn't have missed it buddy. - Great!

    • 00:40:35 This is not for you, Alan!

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      • 00:40:26 Maybe he just doesn't understand. I'll act it out. Yeah, like charades. Watch.

      • 00:40:32 - Two words. - Is it a movie?

      • 00:40:35 This is not for you, Alan!

      • 00:40:39 - American teenager... in Asia. - Karate Kid, with Jaden Smith.

      • 00:40:45 It's easy cause you're talking to him.

    • 00:50:32 - What do you think, Alan? - This is the place.

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      • 00:50:12 Fuck the Police!

      • 00:50:27 I know where to go.

      • 00:50:32 - What do you think, Alan? - This is the place.

      • 00:50:36 C'mon. Let's go.

      • 00:50:42 I don't remember any of this!

    • 00:50:46 - Yeah Alan, you sure this is the place? - Yeah, pretty sure.

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      • 00:50:36 C'mon. Let's go.

      • 00:50:42 I don't remember any of this!

      • 00:50:46 - Yeah Alan, you sure this is the place? - Yeah, pretty sure.

      • 00:50:57 Rose! Harmony!

      • 00:51:00 Is he coming or what? I've been waiting all day for him.

    • 00:59:24 - It's all Teddy's fault. - What are you talking about, Alan?

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      • 00:59:06 - What plan, Alan? - I've said too much already.

      • 00:59:19 Alan! What plan?

      • 00:59:24 - It's all Teddy's fault. - What are you talking about, Alan?

      • 00:59:27 Why is he even here? He's not part of the wolf pack!

      • 00:59:30 - Alan, what did you do? - It's not my fault!

    • 01:00:06 Enjoy the weekend? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything!

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      • 01:00:00 - What? - You drugged us again?!

      • 01:00:02 Not you! I just wanted to knock out Teddy for a little while so we could finally enjoy the weekend.

      • 01:00:06 Enjoy the weekend? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything!

      • 01:00:11 Alan, you swore to god!

      • 01:00:13 I just wanted things to stay the same.

    • 01:00:11 Alan, you swore to god!

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      • 01:00:02 Not you! I just wanted to knock out Teddy for a little while so we could finally enjoy the weekend.

      • 01:00:06 Enjoy the weekend? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything!

      • 01:00:11 Alan, you swore to god!

      • 01:00:13 I just wanted things to stay the same.

      • 01:00:15 Like at my face! You ruined my life!

    • 01:00:28 - Don't start crying, Alan! - You're the bearded devil!

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      • 01:00:21 Don't say that, Phil! You're serious? Even in America?

      • 01:00:24 - Yes! - Oh God! Don't say that, Phil!

      • 01:00:28 - Don't start crying, Alan! - You're the bearded devil!

      • 01:00:31 You liked it! You smiled at me when I handed you the bag with marshmallows.

      • 01:00:34 Because I like marshmallows, you fucking psycho!

    • 01:26:47 Oh fuck you, Alan!

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      • 01:26:43 You know where we're going?

      • 01:26:45 Leave it to the Captain!

      • 01:26:47 Oh fuck you, Alan!

      • 01:26:51 Do you know where we're going, Captain?

      • 01:26:55 Affirmative cadet! We're going south.

    • 01:31:07 - But you also have semen in you, remember? - Not relevant, but thank you, Alan.

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      • 01:31:02 It's true, he has semen in him.

      • 01:31:05 I said demon.

      • 01:31:07 - But you also have semen in you, remember? - Not relevant, but thank you, Alan.

      • 01:31:14 The point is, this demon takes me to some pretty weird places.

      • 01:31:19 We lost Teddy for two days in Bangkok.