Movie quotes

00:26:28 Your hair is gone.

00:26:31 No, no... up.

00:26:42 Where the fuck are we?

00:26:53 Phil, I'm scared.

00:27:06 Stu, c'mon get up! We got a situation.

00:29:47 He wasn't in his room. They've been looking for him all morning.

00:29:50 - Teddy went to Stanford, right? - Yeah. Why?

00:29:53 Fuck!

00:29:57 - I just found his finger! - What?

00:30:01 - I just found his fucking finger, Doug! - Phil, what is going on?

00:33:03 Hey Chow, you okay?

00:33:08 You gotta be kidding me.

00:33:16 Fuck, he's dead!

00:33:24 - Help! - Stu!

00:33:26 - Help! - Stu, shut up!

00:34:05 ICE MACHINE LOCATED ON 15TH FLOOR.

00:34:23 Look, this is the worst idea, ever.

00:34:25 What the fuck is this place?

00:34:27 Bangkok is the capital of Thailand. Its population is 12 million people...

00:34:31 Alan, will you help!

00:34:39 - The elevator! - I'll get the button!

00:34:46 - What the fuck is the deal with this monkey? - That monkey gets it!

00:34:51 - Come on! - Fuck no!

00:34:53 The powers out. We gotta take the stairs.

00:34:56 - Oh fuck! - Come on!

00:37:15 - What's it say? - "On my way, Niggahs"

00:37:20 Oh, Niggahs... ok... hip hop.

00:37:26 We are so... fucked!

00:37:30 Hey Phil! Look who's back!

00:37:37 We gotta get you out of the sun. You're too hot.

00:43:02 Check this out!

00:43:09 Oh shit!

00:43:14 Fuck the Police!

00:43:21 There's Teddy! He was with us!

00:43:37 Jesus christ!

00:49:31 Stu would like to invite you to his wedding.

00:49:33 - Is this true, Stuart? - Yeah, why not. It'll be fun.

00:49:38 Fuck!

00:49:39 - For Lauren and Stu! - Cheers!

00:49:45 - Chow! - We had a sick night bitches!

00:49:39 - For Lauren and Stu! - Cheers!

00:49:45 - Chow! - We had a sick night bitches!

00:49:50 Alan, what the fuck!

00:49:53 Is that person coming to the wedding?

00:49:55 - There is no wolfpack. - Alan, Alan, don't do that!

00:49:59 And finally...

00:50:00 The three best friends anyone could have.

00:50:12 Fuck the Police!

00:50:27 I know where to go.

00:50:32 - What do you think, Alan? - This is the place.

00:51:34 Everybody ok?

00:51:37 Ok, then get the fuck back to work! Come on. Music, please!

00:51:49 Un-fucking believable.

00:51:51 This guy, if he backs out again, the shits gonna catch up with him.

00:51:55 He's made a lot of enemies in this town, and now they're gonna be your enemies.

00:56:48 Phil!

00:56:50 - Jesus! - Phil!

00:56:52 Fuck me!

00:56:53 - Give us back our monkey! - What monkey? Get your own monkey!

00:56:56 Come on, you asshole, the fucking monkey!

00:57:12 No, no ...

00:57:16 Hey Phil, check it out. He's got a banana on his helmet. He's the real deal.

00:57:20 What the fuck's happening?

00:57:22 Hold on! How did this happen? Do you know where our friend is?

00:57:25 - Yeah. Sixteen years old. Asian kid. - (says something in Russian?)

00:57:35 He said fuck you and your questions!

00:57:39 - Oh, my arm! - Philip, are you okay?

00:57:44 Oh I got shot! Fuck! Fuck this!

00:57:47 It's alright, Phil! It's alright!

00:57:49 We'll figure this out and get the monkey back, I promise.

01:08:57 - He not going anywhere. - We don't have the monkey, Chow.

01:09:01 Oh, some Russian thugs took him from us.

01:09:04 Oh you fucking guys!

01:09:07 Okay. No problem. We just have to get him back.

01:09:11 - From where? - From the same place we took him from.

01:13:02 Oh, shit!

01:13:04 Get down!

01:13:06 What the fuck!

01:13:08 Oh no! He shot the monkey!

01:13:11 They shot the monkey.

01:13:19 He's coming back around.

01:13:21 Look out!

01:13:26 - Holy fuck! - Oh no...

01:13:49 - Everyone alright? - Yeah.

01:13:52 I have such an erection right now!

01:18:28 Get him outta here.

01:18:29 Go! Just do it! Go!

01:18:35 How the fuck...

01:18:37 Samir, you fucked me over six grand? You camel jockey!

01:18:44 You spit on me?

01:35:02 ...and I hope that you appreciate it as much as I did, or going to.

01:35:07 Okay, guys!

01:35:27 Oh, fuck!

01:35:50 Alan!

01:35:53 What the fuck?

01:35:27 Oh, fuck!

01:35:50 Alan!

01:35:53 What the fuck?

01:35:55 - So what do ya think? - That's insane! How did you do that?

01:35:59 My dad had to make a lot of calls.