Movie quotes
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The Hangover Part II
(2011)00:26:42 Where the fuck are we?
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00:26:28 Your hair is gone.
00:26:31 No, no... up.
00:26:42 Where the fuck are we?
00:26:53 Phil, I'm scared.
00:27:06 Stu, c'mon get up! We got a situation.
00:29:53 Fuck!
- Time - Phrase
00:29:47 He wasn't in his room. They've been looking for him all morning.
00:29:50 - Teddy went to Stanford, right? - Yeah. Why?
00:29:53 Fuck!
00:29:57 - I just found his finger! - What?
00:30:01 - I just found his fucking finger, Doug! - Phil, what is going on?
00:33:16 Fuck, he's dead!
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00:33:03 Hey Chow, you okay?
00:33:08 You gotta be kidding me.
00:33:16 Fuck, he's dead!
00:33:24 - Help! - Stu!
00:33:26 - Help! - Stu, shut up!
00:34:25 What the fuck is this place?
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00:34:05 ICE MACHINE LOCATED ON 15TH FLOOR.
00:34:23 Look, this is the worst idea, ever.
00:34:25 What the fuck is this place?
00:34:27 Bangkok is the capital of Thailand. Its population is 12 million people...
00:34:31 Alan, will you help!
00:34:51 - Come on! - Fuck no!
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00:34:39 - The elevator! - I'll get the button!
00:34:46 - What the fuck is the deal with this monkey? - That monkey gets it!
00:34:51 - Come on! - Fuck no!
00:34:53 The powers out. We gotta take the stairs.
00:34:56 - Oh fuck! - Come on!
00:37:26 We are so... fucked!
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00:37:15 - What's it say? - "On my way, Niggahs"
00:37:20 Oh, Niggahs... ok... hip hop.
00:37:26 We are so... fucked!
00:37:30 Hey Phil! Look who's back!
00:37:37 We gotta get you out of the sun. You're too hot.
00:43:14 Fuck the Police!
- Time - Phrase
00:43:02 Check this out!
00:43:09 Oh shit!
00:43:14 Fuck the Police!
00:43:21 There's Teddy! He was with us!
00:43:37 Jesus christ!
00:49:38 Fuck!
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00:49:31 Stu would like to invite you to his wedding.
00:49:33 - Is this true, Stuart? - Yeah, why not. It'll be fun.
00:49:38 Fuck!
00:49:39 - For Lauren and Stu! - Cheers!
00:49:45 - Chow! - We had a sick night bitches!
00:49:50 Alan, what the fuck!
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00:49:39 - For Lauren and Stu! - Cheers!
00:49:45 - Chow! - We had a sick night bitches!
00:49:50 Alan, what the fuck!
00:49:53 Is that person coming to the wedding?
00:49:55 - There is no wolfpack. - Alan, Alan, don't do that!
00:50:12 Fuck the Police!
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00:49:59 And finally...
00:50:00 The three best friends anyone could have.
00:50:12 Fuck the Police!
00:50:27 I know where to go.
00:50:32 - What do you think, Alan? - This is the place.
00:51:49 Un-fucking believable.
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00:51:34 Everybody ok?
00:51:37 Ok, then get the fuck back to work! Come on. Music, please!
00:51:49 Un-fucking believable.
00:51:51 This guy, if he backs out again, the shits gonna catch up with him.
00:51:55 He's made a lot of enemies in this town, and now they're gonna be your enemies.
00:56:52 Fuck me!
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00:56:48 Phil!
00:56:50 - Jesus! - Phil!
00:56:52 Fuck me!
00:56:53 - Give us back our monkey! - What monkey? Get your own monkey!
00:56:56 Come on, you asshole, the fucking monkey!
00:57:20 What the fuck's happening?
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00:57:12 No, no ...
00:57:16 Hey Phil, check it out. He's got a banana on his helmet. He's the real deal.
00:57:20 What the fuck's happening?
00:57:22 Hold on! How did this happen? Do you know where our friend is?
00:57:25 - Yeah. Sixteen years old. Asian kid. - (says something in Russian?)
00:57:44 Oh I got shot! Fuck! Fuck this!
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00:57:35 He said fuck you and your questions!
00:57:39 - Oh, my arm! - Philip, are you okay?
00:57:44 Oh I got shot! Fuck! Fuck this!
00:57:47 It's alright, Phil! It's alright!
00:57:49 We'll figure this out and get the monkey back, I promise.
01:09:04 Oh you fucking guys!
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01:08:57 - He not going anywhere. - We don't have the monkey, Chow.
01:09:01 Oh, some Russian thugs took him from us.
01:09:04 Oh you fucking guys!
01:09:07 Okay. No problem. We just have to get him back.
01:09:11 - From where? - From the same place we took him from.
01:13:06 What the fuck!
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01:13:02 Oh, shit!
01:13:04 Get down!
01:13:06 What the fuck!
01:13:08 Oh no! He shot the monkey!
01:13:11 They shot the monkey.
01:13:26 - Holy fuck! - Oh no...
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01:13:19 He's coming back around.
01:13:21 Look out!
01:13:26 - Holy fuck! - Oh no...
01:13:49 - Everyone alright? - Yeah.
01:13:52 I have such an erection right now!
01:18:35 How the fuck...
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01:18:28 Get him outta here.
01:18:29 Go! Just do it! Go!
01:18:35 How the fuck...
01:18:37 Samir, you fucked me over six grand? You camel jockey!
01:18:44 You spit on me?
01:35:27 Oh, fuck!
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01:35:02 ...and I hope that you appreciate it as much as I did, or going to.
01:35:07 Okay, guys!
01:35:27 Oh, fuck!
01:35:50 Alan!
01:35:53 What the fuck?
01:35:53 What the fuck?
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01:35:27 Oh, fuck!
01:35:50 Alan!
01:35:53 What the fuck?
01:35:55 - So what do ya think? - That's insane! How did you do that?
01:35:59 My dad had to make a lot of calls.