Movie quotes

  • The Hangover Part II
    • 00:10:23 Chow, the guy that kidnapped us?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:10:18 - Al, is that Mr. Chow? - Yeah. We still keep in touch.

      • 00:10:22 Stu!

      • 00:10:23 Chow, the guy that kidnapped us?

      • 00:10:26 He didn't kidnap us. He kidnapped Black Doug.

      • 00:10:28 Remember? It was a whole big misunderstanding.

    • 00:30:59 Chow?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:30:51 Wait a second. Is that...

      • 00:30:54 What the fuck man. Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone.

      • 00:30:59 Chow?

      • 00:31:00 You're fucking crazy.

      • 00:31:03 It's so fucking light in here! Alan, grab me my sunglasses!

    • 00:31:15 Chow, what the fuck are you doing here?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:31:03 It's so fucking light in here! Alan, grab me my sunglasses!

      • 00:31:09 - It's great to see you, Leslie! - Nice to see you too my little popo.

      • 00:31:15 Chow, what the fuck are you doing here?

      • 00:31:17 Alan called me a few days ago and invited me to the wedding.

      • 00:31:20 - Excuse me? - What, he's my plus one.

    • 00:31:25 Guys, guys. Just focus, ok. Chow, what happened?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:31:20 - Excuse me? - What, he's my plus one.

      • 00:31:23 You don't have plus one. It's $200 a plate.

      • 00:31:25 Guys, guys. Just focus, ok. Chow, what happened?

      • 00:31:28 You guys texted me, said you're fucked up and looking to party.

      • 00:31:39 I picked you up on my boat and I brought you here to Bangkok.

    • 00:31:45 Wait a second Chow, we're in Bangkok?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:31:39 I picked you up on my boat and I brought you here to Bangkok.

      • 00:31:43 But we had a sick night, bitches!

      • 00:31:45 Wait a second Chow, we're in Bangkok?

      • 00:31:51 Holler, city of squalor.

      • 00:31:54 - Do you know how I got this tattoo? - Uh, yeah from a fucking tattoo guy!

    • 00:32:26 - No! - No, nothing, Chow.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:32:17 - Teddy's dead? - Teddy's not dead! He partied with us all night!

      • 00:32:22 - Well then where is he? - Don't you remember anything?

      • 00:32:26 - No! - No, nothing, Chow.

      • 00:32:30 Ok I explain it all, ok?

      • 00:32:33 Just let me do one bump, get my head straight. Come to papa.

    • 00:33:00 Chow!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:32:38 That's a big...

      • 00:32:46 You ready for craziest fucking story ever...

      • 00:33:00 Chow!

      • 00:33:03 Hey Chow, you okay?

      • 00:33:08 You gotta be kidding me.

    • 00:33:03 Hey Chow, you okay?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:32:46 You ready for craziest fucking story ever...

      • 00:33:00 Chow!

      • 00:33:03 Hey Chow, you okay?

      • 00:33:08 You gotta be kidding me.

      • 00:33:16 Fuck, he's dead!

    • 00:49:45 - Chow! - We had a sick night bitches!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:49:38 Fuck!

      • 00:49:39 - For Lauren and Stu! - Cheers!

      • 00:49:45 - Chow! - We had a sick night bitches!

      • 00:49:50 Alan, what the fuck!

      • 00:49:53 Is that person coming to the wedding?

    • 00:52:35 When you see Chow, you tell him Samir says "Hello".

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:52:30 Alright, listen. I'm sorry about everything that happened.

      • 00:52:33 Listen to me, ok? Pay attention to what I'm going to talk to you know.

      • 00:52:35 When you see Chow, you tell him Samir says "Hello".

      • 00:52:39 Okay!

      • 00:52:40 But do it like that, ok! "Hello" like threatening. Like, ironic.

    • 01:02:44 Where's Chow? With the fuckin account code and the fuckin password!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:02:30 Seriously, it will absolutely fuck you up! Oh, I'm sorry. You guys already got fucked up, didn't you.

      • 01:02:39 - Uh, listen, I'm a little confused. How did you... - You know what? I am a little fuckin confused!

      • 01:02:44 Where's Chow? With the fuckin account code and the fuckin password!

      • 01:02:57 We don't know anything about any codes. We're just trying to find our friend.

      • 01:03:05 - Teddy? - Yes! Teddy! Have you seen?

    • 01:03:27 And I've invested a large chunk of capital in your friend Chow.

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      • 01:03:19 Holy shit! It's from last night.

      • 01:03:24 - Who are you? - I'm a businessman.

      • 01:03:27 And I've invested a large chunk of capital in your friend Chow.

      • 01:03:32 And in return, he was supposed to transfer my profits electronically.

      • 01:03:36 About five fuckin minutes ago.

    • 01:03:51 You tell Chow, that we are having breakfast on the roof of this hotel...

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      • 01:03:40 So last night, we took Teddy as insurance.

      • 01:03:44 - Oh my god! Is he okay? - Oh my god, I wasn't done talking.

      • 01:03:51 You tell Chow, that we are having breakfast on the roof of this hotel...

      • 01:03:54 ...tomorrow morning at eight am.

      • 01:03:58 Or if he makes the transfer, you will get Teddy.

    • 01:06:46 Chow, calm down!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:06:35 We got it.

      • 01:06:41 Oh my god!

      • 01:06:46 Chow, calm down!

      • 01:06:49 - You put the chill on me? - No, no!

      • 01:06:54 It's okay.

    • 01:07:39 ...just ask Chow. You don't have to kill me.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:07:33 I've been locked in a fuckin ice box all day!

      • 01:07:36 Hey Alan, if you want my sunglasses...

      • 01:07:39 ...just ask Chow. You don't have to kill me.

      • 01:07:42 Chow, nobody killed you. You were already dead. You didn't have a pulse.

      • 01:07:46 Oh, you never do blow before?

    • 01:12:23 - Where's the code, Chow? - Check his little vest.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:12:12 - Look out! - Oh shit! Tight squeeze!

      • 01:12:18 I got him!

      • 01:12:23 - Where's the code, Chow? - Check his little vest.

      • 01:12:30 - Got it, Alan? - Yes, I got a .

      • 01:12:33 - Slow down Chow! - Hold on, J-Birds.

    • 01:16:32 Stop! Chow crossing.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:16:26 Let's do this!

      • 01:16:28 - Welcome to the Tower Club. - Blah blah blah, who cares.

      • 01:16:32 Stop! Chow crossing.

      • 01:16:38 - Hey, Kingsley! - Well, well.

      • 01:16:41 Propecia looking nice!

    • 01:17:06 - Chow.. Chow... - Could we move this along!

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      • 01:16:58 Tell you what. Give me extra 50 grand, you keep Teddy.

      • 01:17:01 And I throw in this other fat fuck for free.

      • 01:17:06 - Chow.. Chow... - Could we move this along!

      • 01:17:09 Alan, account number. Come on, come on.

      • 01:17:25 - Password? - "baloney1"

    • 01:25:50 - Chow's speed boat. - What?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:25:41 Alright, guests are arriving, people starting to ask questions, but we can still pull this off!

      • 01:25:47 - How? - I don't know, with a taxi?

      • 01:25:50 - Chow's speed boat. - What?

      • 01:25:51 Last think I remember, was getting off Chow's speed boat.

      • 01:25:54 - Chow has a speed boat? - "The Perfect Life".

    • 01:25:54 - Chow has a speed boat? - "The Perfect Life".

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:25:50 - Chow's speed boat. - What?

      • 01:25:51 Last think I remember, was getting off Chow's speed boat.

      • 01:25:54 - Chow has a speed boat? - "The Perfect Life".

      • 01:25:58 C'mon!

      • 01:26:04 Stu, get that back line.

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