00:00:52 There are many places we could begin
00:00:54 the next chapter of the legend of Ron Burgundy.
00:00:57 This is one such place.
00:01:05 However, we won't begin our tale here.
00:01:07 No, our story begins in a place all newsmen dream of.
00:01:11 In New York City.
00:01:32 Ron Burgundy!
00:01:35 That lady's got an ass like the Loch Ness Monster.
00:01:38 Thing is mysterious and ever sought after.
00:01:42 Ron, aren't you going to say something to him?
00:01:44 Hey, when you've got an ass like the North Star,
00:01:46 wise men are going to want to follow it.
00:01:48 It was a time before cell phones and steroids.
00:01:52 And for Ron and his now-wife Veronica, life was good.
00:01:56 The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
00:02:00 The Bishop wore buttless chaps to the bat mitzvah.
00:02:03 Bat mitzvah.
00:02:04 The garden gnome had a normal-size penis.
00:02:08 The garden gnome had a normal-size penis.
00:02:13 Corningstone. Corningstone.
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