Movie quotes

  • Funny People
    • 00:23:54 Okay, Ira. - Okay.

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      • 00:23:49 Okay, I don't. I don't chill anyway, so I won't.

      • 00:23:52 And it's not all good, so don't worry.

      • 00:23:54 Okay, Ira. - Okay.

      • 00:23:56 All right, Ira.

      • 00:24:01 Guys, that was George Simmons on the phone.

    • 00:32:14 Okay.

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      • 00:32:08 I've never made this much money doing anything, man. Thank you.

      • 00:32:11 Good. I'm thinking about doing a lot more stand-up.

      • 00:32:14 Okay.

      • 00:32:15 And my assistant got pregnant.

      • 00:32:17 I didn't even know she... I thought she was a fucking lesbian

    • 00:35:17 Oh. Okay.

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      • 00:35:13 Your friend actually left her purse down the hall.

      • 00:35:15 You want to go get it with me?

      • 00:35:17 Oh. Okay.

      • 00:35:23 Don't you leave on me, Ira.

      • 00:35:25 Fuck me like MerMan!

    • 00:57:51 Okay.

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      • 00:57:46 And we hope the disease is vanquished

      • 00:57:48 before it and the medicine does damage which cannot be contained.

      • 00:57:51 Okay.

      • 00:57:53 Your accent is very thick.

      • 00:57:56 You ever notice your accent

    • 01:03:26 Okay.

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      • 01:03:21 Don't get a stomach-ache over it. Just sell them.

      • 01:03:24 Give it to a charity. Move on.

      • 01:03:26 Okay.

      • 01:03:27 I just want to be happy about

      • 01:03:28 giving something away, you know.

    • 01:03:29 Okay.

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      • 01:03:27 I just want to be happy about

      • 01:03:28 giving something away, you know.

      • 01:03:29 Okay.

      • 01:03:30 So...

      • 01:03:33 There's something I've really been wanting to tell you, George.

    • 01:11:13 Okay.

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      • 01:11:05 Yes. Jeez.

      • 01:11:08 The two of them together, it was a guaranteed dwarfing.

      • 01:11:13 Okay.

      • 01:11:21 Yeah.

      • 01:11:25 That was worth it.

    • 01:16:34 Yeah, okay.

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      • 01:16:30 Yeah. All right, well, jeez, you know what?

      • 01:16:32 I'm gonna leave you two alone, huh?

      • 01:16:34 Yeah, okay.

      • 01:16:35 I'm falling in love with the both of you.

      • 01:16:36 Let the awkwardness begin!

    • 01:32:13 Okay.

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      • 01:32:07 Why would you cheat on her?

      • 01:32:09 It's easy not to cheat when no one wants to fuck you, you judgmental prick.

      • 01:32:13 Okay.

      • 01:32:15 I have a theory that Tom Cruise, David Beckham and Will Smith

      • 01:32:20 have mooshed the heads of their penises together.

    • 01:40:53 Okay.

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      • 01:40:50 Wherever my husband is, he's probably doing the same thing.

      • 01:40:52 Mmm-hmm.

      • 01:40:53 Okay.

      • 01:40:55 Jesus.

      • 01:41:00 Echo, echo, echo.

    • 01:46:17 Oh, okay.

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      • 01:46:14 This is George Simmons.

      • 01:46:15 He had a big comedy concert last night.

      • 01:46:17 Oh, okay.

      • 01:46:18 And so, I asked him to pop by and come visit.

      • 01:46:22 Hope that's good. I...

    • 01:47:22 Okay. Okay.

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      • 01:47:19 Thank you. - Great.

      • 01:47:21 I'm gonna go say hi to the kids.

      • 01:47:22 Okay. Okay.

      • 01:47:23 That's hilarious.

      • 01:47:25 You can't tell him that you're better, okay?

    • 01:53:31 It's okay.

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      • 01:53:26 Oh, man, no. No, I just kicked your pot by accident, that's all. I...

      • 01:53:29 Hold it together there, Schmira. I'm just a... Oh, God.

      • 01:53:31 It's okay.

      • 01:53:32 You're staying here. You're not driving.

      • 01:53:33 No way. We got a guest house, two spare beds. Done.

    • 02:00:10 Okay, fine.

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      • 02:00:05 Fine.

      • 02:00:07 Don't fucking leave! Sit down here! I don't want to be alone.

      • 02:00:10 Okay, fine.

      • 02:00:14 This is Mark.

      • 02:00:15 Hey, Mark, it's Ira. How's it going, man?

    • 02:00:32 Yeah. - Okay.

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      • 02:00:27 Listen, I... I have to tell you something.

      • 02:00:30 Are you sitting down?

      • 02:00:32 Yeah. - Okay.

      • 02:00:34 The other night I went out to drinks

      • 02:00:35 with the producers of my show

    • 02:06:18 Okay. Bye.

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      • 02:06:06 They keep bumping up the gross on the DVDs.

      • 02:06:09 I just... There's no way I'm doing it.

      • 02:06:18 Okay. Bye.

      • 02:06:24 Hey, George.

      • 02:06:27 Yeah.

    • 02:11:20 Okay.

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      • 02:11:17 I was trying to help you.

      • 02:11:18 Get the fuck out of my life!

      • 02:11:20 Okay.

      • 02:11:21 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

      • 02:11:26 Where is it? Where is it? Oh, God, where is it?

    • 02:16:22 Okay?

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      • 02:16:13 but underneath hurt is love.

      • 02:16:17 You feel it?

      • 02:16:22 Okay?

      • 02:16:23 Yeah. Thank you.

      • 02:16:24 I'm sorry about this.

    • 02:23:07 Okay, thanks.

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      • 02:22:59 Hi, I need a pound of turkey and a half-pint of macaroni salad, please.

      • 02:23:04 Um... Yeah, I'll just be one sec, okay?

      • 02:23:07 Okay, thanks.

      • 02:23:09 The last time I came here,

      • 02:23:11 the roast beef you gave me had the string still around it

    • 02:30:39 Okay.

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      • 02:30:39 Okay.

      • 02:31:08 Burnt-out ends of smoky days

      • 02:31:15 The stale cold smell of morning

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