00:01:16 We are gathered here today to immortalise in song
00:01:20 the life and untimely death of a great legend.
00:01:23 -Rango. -So sit back, relax,
00:01:26 and enjoy your low-calorie popcorn and assorted confections
00:01:30 while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero
00:01:35 who has yet to enter his own story.
00:01:53 Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake.
00:01:57 Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top.
00:02:00 The stage is set, the night moist with apprehension.
00:02:04 Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.
00:02:09 "lt is far better to nourish worms than to live without love."
00:02:13 She reaches for the poisoned chalice.
00:02:15 Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne
00:02:18 while her ageing father lies gravely ill.
00:02:21 "Yes, l am gravely ill."
00:02:24 "Hark, who goes there?"
00:02:27 'Tis l, the much-anticipated hero,
00:02:29 returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden!
00:02:32 Unhand her, you jailers of virtue,
00:02:34 or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!
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