Movie quotes

  • Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
    • 00:00:57 Thank you!

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      • 00:00:41 JEFF DUNHAM: "Arguing with Myself"

      • 00:00:47 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jeff Dunham.

      • 00:00:57 Thank you!

      • 00:00:59 Thank you so much!

      • 00:01:01 Alright!

    • 00:00:59 Thank you so much!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:00:47 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jeff Dunham.

      • 00:00:57 Thank you!

      • 00:00:59 Thank you so much!

      • 00:01:01 Alright!

      • 00:01:04 Thank you

    • 00:01:04 Thank you

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      • 00:00:59 Thank you so much!

      • 00:01:01 Alright!

      • 00:01:04 Thank you

      • 00:01:07 You are assuming way to much, ladies and gentlemen

      • 00:01:11 But thanks for coming out tonight. I am happy to be in Orange County.

    • 00:29:21 Thank you!

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      • 00:29:02 Well obviously, your toothbrush is bigger

      • 00:29:08 That's Walter! There we go! Alright!

      • 00:29:21 Thank you!

      • 00:29:24 Thank you so much

      • 00:29:26 And now ladies and gentlemen...

    • 00:29:24 Thank you so much

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      • 00:29:08 That's Walter! There we go! Alright!

      • 00:29:21 Thank you!

      • 00:29:24 Thank you so much

      • 00:29:26 And now ladies and gentlemen...

      • 00:29:33 Folks, every once in a while, a fear in showbusiness

    • 00:37:40 Thank you!

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      • 00:37:25 - Will you please drop the lotion? - Ok, but I ain't picking it up anywhere near your ass!

      • 00:37:31 That's Sweet Daddy D!

      • 00:37:40 Thank you!

      • 00:37:41 And now ladies and gentlemen, how do we describe this next guy?

      • 00:37:45 Pretty much just white, trash trailer park.

    • 00:48:54 Thank you for bringing me!

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      • 00:48:42 Sa Nata A Na!

      • 00:48:51 And now, we're here!!

      • 00:48:54 Thank you for bringing me!

      • 00:48:58 - It's a fine city - Ok!

      • 00:49:01 - And we're in a very nice theater - Ok!

    • 00:55:22 "He, stopsign, thank you, turn around, doing doing, horseshoe, turtle, ughadigadigadiga."

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      • 00:55:13 And as the show went on, this guy started to piss me off. I've never actually seen myself talk before:

      • 00:55:18 So now I thought: Ok I'm gonna get even with this guy and suddenly in the middle of the show, I went:

      • 00:55:22 "He, stopsign, thank you, turn around, doing doing, horseshoe, turtle, ughadigadigadiga."

      • 00:55:29 And this poor bastard is just signing away

      • 00:55:33 All the deaf folks are like:

    • 01:03:15 Thank you José.

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      • 01:03:07 You love me, you do

      • 01:03:09 You love jalapeños I give my stick to you

      • 01:03:15 Thank you José.

      • 01:03:34 It's a good trick señor

      • 01:03:37 - Say goodnight José - Goodnight José!

    • 01:05:31 - Jeff does not abuse drugs - Thank you

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      • 01:05:27 You're a sick man!

      • 01:05:29 - Will you just tell them! - Ok!

      • 01:05:31 - Jeff does not abuse drugs - Thank you

      • 01:05:33 He's an alcoholic

      • 01:05:36 That would be funny as hell, a drunk ventriloquist