Movie quotes

00:01:28 What are you doing here?

00:01:29 I'm getting batteries. Ha ha. This is funny.

00:01:31 - Yeah. - Yeah.

00:01:33 Ha ha.

00:01:34 What are you-- what are you getting?

00:01:39 All right.

00:01:40 Remember that time I put you in the cart,

00:01:42 - started pushing you around? - Oh, yeah.

00:01:44 I picked you up in the hot-babe section.

00:01:46 That wasn't really shopping, that was--

00:01:52 I like having you here.

00:01:53 All right. Well, get in.

00:01:54 - No! What are you doing? - Yeah. Come on.

00:01:56 We're in the middle of the store.

00:01:57 Price check!

00:03:10 Give me him, him.

00:03:11 Oh my God. They seem okay.

00:03:13 Okay. Yeah, they're okay.

00:03:14 Oh, it's okay, boys,

00:03:15 Mommy didn't mean to leave you.

00:05:34 against all odds.

00:05:42 God. It would have to happen right in front of her.

00:05:46 Yeah.

00:05:47 But if you think about it,

00:05:49 everything we do happens right in front of her.

00:07:15 I don't know.

00:07:16 It still makes me a little nervous.

00:07:18 Yeah. You know, to tell you the truth, honey,

00:07:20 when it comes to babysitting,

00:07:22 we kinda leave that up to Grandma.

00:09:14 No. I'm just saying she's looking good,

00:09:17 you know, all glowy and happy.

00:09:22 Yeah yeah, you are looking good.

00:09:23 Well, what's going on?

00:09:25 Nothing. I don't know.

00:11:11 Fine. We have to go anyway.

00:11:13 I don't wanna be late for Lee and Stan.

00:11:15 Oh yeah. Mom and Dad,

00:11:16 you guys should probably get going, too.

00:11:18 Oh yeah, Ray. You know, she's right.

00:11:15 Oh yeah. Mom and Dad,

00:11:16 you guys should probably get going, too.

00:11:18 Oh yeah, Ray. You know, she's right.

00:11:20 Come on. We've got to be there by 8:00.

00:11:21 Wait.

00:11:26 not out, in.

00:11:29 In-into the living room. We wanna be there by 8:00.

00:11:31 Yeah.

00:11:34 Ray, Ray...

00:11:36 relax. We can tell her.

00:14:15 that we trust her enough to take on more responsibility.

00:14:18 By making her into a slave?

00:14:19 - She's not a slave. - Yeah.

00:14:21 This is nothing compared to what

00:14:23 Dad made us do when we were kids.

00:14:44 so you could feel that you weren't worthless.

00:14:46 It's called being a good father.

00:14:48 Yeah.

00:14:49 Hey, what are you laughing at?

00:14:51 I even paid you.

00:14:49 Hey, what are you laughing at?

00:14:51 I even paid you.

00:14:53 Oh, yeah yeah. One nickel.

00:14:56 One time.

00:14:59 And we had to share it.

00:18:56 So, sweetie, do you like babysitting?

00:18:58 Does it make you happy?

00:18:59 Yeah.

00:19:01 But not for free.

00:19:02 Ally, you're killing me here.

00:19:34 Sure, honey, you can go to Molly's.

00:19:36 Right, Daddy?

00:19:37 Well, uh... yeah.

00:19:39 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

00:19:41 Yeah. We only care about your happiness.

00:19:36 Right, Daddy?

00:19:37 Well, uh... yeah.

00:19:39 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

00:19:41 Yeah. We only care about your happiness.

00:19:45 Great.

00:19:47 Oh, and were you serious about the money?

00:19:50 'Cause I did do a lot of laundry.

00:19:52 Oh. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure.

00:19:56 Okay. Oh. I only got a 20.

00:19:58 - That's good. - Wait.

00:20:51 there's no reason both of us shouldn't go to the movies.

00:20:55 Wait. Yeah, there's a reason right there.

00:20:57 That's one reason. Yeah.

00:21:01 This is my favorite part of babysitting.

00:21:08 Hey. Whoa. You're home early.

00:21:08 Hey. Whoa. You're home early.

00:21:13 Did you have fun at Molly's?

00:21:14 Yeah. How are things here?

00:21:16 Any problem with the twins?

00:21:18 No. They were great.

00:21:31 What, did you let them have chocolate or something?

00:21:34 No.

00:21:37 - Yeah, I did. - You...

00:21:49 I think she smelled the beer on my breath.