Movie quotes

  • Knocked Up
    • Knocked Up

      (2007)
    • 00:04:05 Like when you see a woman driving a car, do you just get pissed?

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      • 00:04:01 Hey, Martin, was it weird when you joined the Taliban,

      • 00:04:03 being American and everything like that?

      • 00:04:05 Like when you see a woman driving a car, do you just get pissed?

      • 00:04:07 Just watch your back, Serpico. You never know who your friends are.

      • 00:04:11 Okay, all right. You guys can't make fun of me the whole time.

    • 00:07:01 Jack and I need to see you in his office.

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      • 00:06:58 What do we got? Chocolate chip?

      • 00:07:00 Allison? Yeah.

      • 00:07:01 Jack and I need to see you in his office.

      • 00:07:03 Okay.

      • 00:07:05 Thanks for coming in, Allison.

    • 00:08:43 and everybody's gonna see you right there.

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      • 00:08:37 Twenty. And then weigh that much.

      • 00:08:40 Just remember, you've got it here, you've got it here

      • 00:08:43 and everybody's gonna see you right there.

      • 00:08:46 Yay! That's so exciting! Oh, my God!

      • 00:08:51 Hey!

    • 00:11:27 He looked at us! Did you see that? Yeah, that was rough.

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      • 00:11:22 Yeah, awesome.

      • 00:11:24 A beer over here, please?

      • 00:11:27 He looked at us! Did you see that? Yeah, that was rough.

      • 00:11:29 Oh, my God. And if you can't get service, what am I gonna do, you know?

      • 00:11:33 Great. It's gonna be that night.

    • 00:12:16 Bye. Thanks again. I'll see you. No, I'll see you later.

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      • 00:12:12 Well, have a great night. Yeah, you, too.

      • 00:12:14 Thanks for the beer. Okay, enjoy, be nice to them.

      • 00:12:16 Bye. Thanks again. I'll see you. No, I'll see you later.

      • 00:12:19 No, I won't 'cause I'm a pussy.

      • 00:12:24 What's up, Ben?

    • 00:13:09 See you, Scorsese-on-coke.

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      • 00:13:06 Yeah, it was really awkward.

      • 00:13:07 All right, man. I got to take off.

      • 00:13:09 See you, Scorsese-on-coke.

      • 00:13:14 What's that?

      • 00:13:15 Chewbacca. You know, it's Chewie.

    • 00:18:36 Okay, see you later.

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      • 00:18:32 Stop it.

      • 00:18:34 You stop it.

      • 00:18:36 Okay, see you later.

      • 00:18:38 All righty.

      • 00:18:39 See you later. Enjoy the day.

    • 00:18:39 See you later. Enjoy the day.

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      • 00:18:36 Okay, see you later.

      • 00:18:38 All righty.

      • 00:18:39 See you later. Enjoy the day.

      • 00:18:43 Never do what they did.

      • 00:18:45 I'm gonna do it.

    • 00:21:58 See you.

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      • 00:21:52 All right, then. Nice to meet you.

      • 00:21:55 Yeah. Okay. Bye. Take care.

      • 00:21:58 See you.

      • 00:22:01 Bye!

      • 00:22:03 That was fucking brutal.

    • 00:30:01 Yeah. I'll see you there.

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      • 00:29:57 Okay, great.

      • 00:29:58 So, yeah. I'll just meet you there, then, at 6:00.

      • 00:30:01 Yeah. I'll see you there.

      • 00:30:04 Okay, take care. Peace.

      • 00:30:09 Oh, shit.

    • 00:35:21 Do you see that flicker? You know what that is?

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      • 00:35:14 That dark sac there, that's the amniotic sac.

      • 00:35:18 And right there in the middle is the embryo.

      • 00:35:21 Do you see that flicker? You know what that is?

      • 00:35:23 Yeah, that's a heartbeat.

      • 00:35:26 Yeah, it looks like you are pregnant.

    • 00:43:40 See you guys later.

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      • 00:43:35 Oh, great. I hope you have a great evening!

      • 00:43:38 All right. Let's go. Okay.

      • 00:43:40 See you guys later.

      • 00:43:44 The funny thing is I really had never even thought about having a baby.

      • 00:43:48 Yeah. I mean, if this hadn't happened,

    • 00:51:39 Yeah, well, see, she's bringing you to the gynaechiatrist.

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      • 00:51:32 You think she likes you? She's trying to.

      • 00:51:36 She's entertaining the idea of liking you. Exactly. I'll take that.

      • 00:51:39 Yeah, well, see, she's bringing you to the gynaechiatrist.

      • 00:51:41 She must like you. Yeah. Pretty good, I think.

      • 00:51:43 You know who I'd like to get pregnant, is that Felicity Huffman, man.

    • 00:52:36 I see what you're saying. Totally.

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      • 00:52:31 Yeah, well, you still have a little dick, Cartman.

      • 00:52:35 Do you have mints? Yeah, right there.

      • 00:52:36 I see what you're saying. Totally.

      • 00:52:38 I don't get how you're comfortable with any of these guys

      • 00:52:40 when they're doing what they're doing to you.

    • 00:54:22 See you, guys. See you, Ally. Bye.

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      • 00:54:17 Are you sure you don't wanna come paintballing?

      • 00:54:19 Have fun, guys. Seriously. Watch the eyes.

      • 00:54:22 See you, guys. See you, Ally. Bye.

      • 00:54:23 I don't wanna go. I swear to God.

      • 00:54:27 I wanna see Breathless at the LACMA.

    • 00:56:38 Did you see this sex offender website?

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      • 00:56:28 Oh, no, I won't, I won't. Just tell them. They'll be cool.

      • 00:56:33 Everybody loves somebody pregnant.

      • 00:56:38 Did you see this sex offender website?

      • 00:56:40 These are all the sex offenders in our neighborhood.

      • 00:56:43 Looks like your computer has chicken pox.

    • 00:59:24 It's so good to see you.

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      • 00:59:19 Hey! Oh, Allison! Hi.

      • 00:59:23 How are you?

      • 00:59:24 It's so good to see you.

      • 00:59:27 We've been watching you on E! It's the coolest thing.

      • 00:59:29 Yeah, it's been super exciting, just crazy busy.

    • 01:05:29 Let's see you hide from me now, little man.

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      • 01:05:21 "Locate history files, websites visited,

      • 01:05:23 "hidden downloads, searches, email history. Memory Spy."

      • 01:05:29 Let's see you hide from me now, little man.

      • 01:05:40 So you're not even gonna tell them?

      • 01:05:42 No. You know, I don't have to tell them.

    • 01:18:11 What'd you see?

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      • 01:18:08 I went to the movies.

      • 01:18:09 With who? By myself.

      • 01:18:11 What'd you see?

      • 01:18:13 Spider-Man 3.

      • 01:18:14 Why do you want to go by yourself? Why didn't you ask me to go?