Movie quotes

  • Knocked Up
    • Knocked Up

      (2007)
    • 00:01:13 Oh, my God!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:00:50 Too hot for Jonah!

      • 00:00:52 I got fucking water in my mouth!

      • 00:01:13 Oh, my God!

      • 00:01:21 I got to get off! I got to get off! Got to get off! Got to get off!

      • 00:01:42 Sadie, wake up!

    • 00:07:38 Oh, my God. This is the best news ever. Thank you so much.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:07:31 and they would like to put you on camera.

      • 00:07:35 Really? I know. I was so surprised, too.

      • 00:07:38 Oh, my God. This is the best news ever. Thank you so much.

      • 00:07:41 This is great! Congratulations.

      • 00:07:43 Thank you. I'll take that smile as a "Yes, I'll do it."

    • 00:07:46 Absolutely. I'm so excited! Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:07:41 This is great! Congratulations.

      • 00:07:43 Thank you. I'll take that smile as a "Yes, I'll do it."

      • 00:07:46 Absolutely. I'm so excited! Oh, my God.

      • 00:07:49 It's a lot of work. Can't wait to see what happens.

      • 00:07:51 It's gonna be tough. Tough job.

    • 00:08:46 Yay! That's so exciting! Oh, my God!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:08:40 Just remember, you've got it here, you've got it here

      • 00:08:43 and everybody's gonna see you right there.

      • 00:08:46 Yay! That's so exciting! Oh, my God!

      • 00:08:51 Hey!

      • 00:08:52 Huh?

    • 00:24:44 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:24:36 Not on the mix board, not on the mix board, here.

      • 00:24:43 Are you okay?

      • 00:24:44 Oh, my God.

      • 00:24:48 Oh, my God.

      • 00:24:49 Are you sick? I don't know.

    • 00:24:48 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:24:43 Are you okay?

      • 00:24:44 Oh, my God.

      • 00:24:48 Oh, my God.

      • 00:24:49 Are you sick? I don't know.

      • 00:24:51 What'd you eat? I haven't eaten today yet.

    • 00:31:41 Oh, my God. It just kind of...

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:31:37 So, how do you... Right. How do I pay rent and shit?

      • 00:31:39 When I was in high school, I got ran over by a postal truck.

      • 00:31:41 Oh, my God. It just kind of...

      • 00:31:43 It was my foot more than anything.

      • 00:31:44 But I got like 14 grand from the British Columbia government.

    • 01:06:11 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:06:06 "Did you puke on my shoes?"

      • 01:06:08 "Did your water break on my shoes?" "Did you puke on my shoes?"

      • 01:06:11 Oh, my God.

      • 01:06:12 Isn't it weird, though, when you have a kid and all your dreams and hopes

      • 01:06:15 just go right out the window?

    • 01:10:12 What happened? Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:10:09 Oh, God.

      • 01:10:11 Oh, fuck! What?

      • 01:10:12 What happened? Oh, my God.

      • 01:10:13 The baby, it kicked my hand. Well, no, no, it always kicks.

      • 01:10:16 No, no, no. Not like this. No, it's fine. It's fine. Just keep going.

    • 01:11:12 Oh, my God. It's the Russians!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:10:53 Shit.

      • 01:11:10 Fuck me!

      • 01:11:12 Oh, my God. It's the Russians!

      • 01:11:16 Jodi, I'll protect you! Oh, man!

      • 01:11:19 Ben!

    • 01:11:21 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:11:16 Jodi, I'll protect you! Oh, man!

      • 01:11:19 Ben!

      • 01:11:21 Oh, my God.

      • 01:11:23 Oh, God. Oh, no!

      • 01:11:25 Oh, God, that was horrible! That was so horrible!

    • 01:44:26 Oh, my God!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:44:19 So we did some research.

      • 01:44:21 And turns out, people like pregnant.

      • 01:44:26 Oh, my God!

      • 01:44:27 The bigger you are, the bigger your numbers.

      • 01:44:30 I was surprised 'cause I feel the opposite.

    • 01:45:06 Oh, my God. This is such good news.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:44:59 And everything that goes into it. None of the gross stuff.

      • 01:45:01 But you know, hopes, dreams, whatever, it's gonna be great.

      • 01:45:06 Oh, my God. This is such good news.

      • 01:45:08 Thank you so much. Yeah, you're welcome.

      • 01:45:10 And then, after the baby is out...

    • 01:57:20 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:57:14 Oh. What are you doing?

      • 01:57:16 I'm turning the baby so I can take the pressure off the cord. Okay?

      • 01:57:20 Oh, my God.

      • 01:57:23 Okay, we're good.

      • 01:57:24 The heartbeat's stronger, but we're not out of the woods.

    • 01:59:26 Oh, my God. What a nightmare that guy is.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:59:16 Because once the bag is broken, I don't want there to be an infection.

      • 01:59:20 Whatever. Do what you have to do.

      • 01:59:26 Oh, my God. What a nightmare that guy is.

      • 01:59:30 I know, I know. Look, I talked to him.

      • 01:59:32 I think he'll be more cool now.

    • 02:03:10 Oh, my God! It's happening!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 02:03:02 Here comes another contraction, okay? I want you to push. Okay, ready?

      • 02:03:08 Good, good, good. I feel everything!

      • 02:03:10 Oh, my God! It's happening!

      • 02:03:12 Okay, maybe we can take it down just a little.

      • 02:03:14 I think you're gonna scare the other pregnant women.

    • 02:04:56 Oh, my God, you did it. Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 02:04:52 I did it.

      • 02:04:53 Okay. Oh, my God. It's out. You did it. You did it.

      • 02:04:56 Oh, my God, you did it. Oh, my God.

      • 02:05:01 Oh, God.

      • 02:05:05 I love you, Ben. I love you so much, too.

    • 02:05:08 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 02:05:01 Oh, God.

      • 02:05:05 I love you, Ben. I love you so much, too.

      • 02:05:08 Oh, my God.

      • 02:05:09 Congratulations, you two. Beautiful. Thank you.

      • 02:05:12 You did so great. You were amazing. Thank you.

    • 02:05:58 Oh, my gosh. Oh, God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 02:05:54 You heard it, right? Yeah.

      • 02:05:56 All right. You're out of the bet. Yeah, now you're done.

      • 02:05:58 Oh, my gosh. Oh, God.

      • 02:06:00 Your face smells like an old man's balls.

      • 02:06:02 Thank you. Thank you. Oh, fucking hell.

    • 02:06:12 Oh, my God.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 02:06:02 Thank you. Thank you. Oh, fucking hell.

      • 02:06:06 Hey.

      • 02:06:12 Oh, my God.

      • 02:06:14 Oh, hello.

      • 02:06:16 Oh, my goodness.

« 1 2 »