Movie quotes

  • Knocked Up
    • Knocked Up

      (2007)
    • 00:25:19 Oh, shit. How does she look right now?

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      • 00:25:14 Allison just puked.

      • 00:25:17 Dude, that's what I said. She's probably pregnant, right?

      • 00:25:19 Oh, shit. How does she look right now?

      • 00:25:21 She looks like she just realized that she's pregnant.

      • 00:25:24 No, I can't be pregnant. Right?

    • 00:26:12 How did this happen? Oh, shit.

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      • 00:26:07 I gotta pee.

      • 00:26:09 Yeah. Oh, God.

      • 00:26:12 How did this happen? Oh, shit.

      • 00:26:15 Well, there's only one way to find out.

      • 00:26:20 They're here! Here they are! Over here!

    • 00:27:49 Oh, shit, you're right. I got to call.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:27:44 Said he had some kind of billing issue.

      • 00:27:46 He can't afford a phone? Sadie has a phone.

      • 00:27:49 Oh, shit, you're right. I got to call.

      • 00:27:52 I don't know. I'm gonna have to look him up on his stupid website.

      • 00:27:54 What kind of website does he have?

    • 00:28:47 Oh! Shit!

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      • 00:28:41 "Ben, what is your number?

      • 00:28:44 "I need to speak to you right away. Allison Scott."

      • 00:28:47 Oh! Shit!

      • 00:28:51 Someone wants seconds, mama!

      • 00:28:53 Oh, man!

    • 00:30:09 Oh, shit.

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      • 00:30:01 Yeah. I'll see you there.

      • 00:30:04 Okay, take care. Peace.

      • 00:30:09 Oh, shit.

      • 00:30:11 I'm gonna get laid, motherfucker!

      • 00:30:15 Yes! Yes!

    • 00:52:44 Oh, there that shit is. I've been looking for that.

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      • 00:52:40 when they're doing what they're doing to you.

      • 00:52:42 First guy...

      • 00:52:44 Oh, there that shit is. I've been looking for that.

      • 00:52:47 The first guy, when he put his finger in, he gave me this look like,

      • 00:52:50 "Sorry, man, it's the job" and I'm like, "Don't look at me when your finger's..."

    • 00:56:02 Oh, shit.

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      • 00:55:56 I mean, you've put on like, eight pounds, nine.

      • 00:55:59 It's all in your uterus.

      • 00:56:02 Oh, shit.

      • 00:56:04 I haven't told them. Do you think they're gonna be mad?

      • 00:56:07 I'm, like, really chickening out about this.

    • 01:10:25 and it's coming, just coming in at its face. Oh, shit.

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      • 01:10:20 No, no, it's fine. It's fine! It's fine!

      • 01:10:22 Look, my dick must be like an inch away from its face,

      • 01:10:25 and it's coming, just coming in at its face. Oh, shit.

      • 01:10:27 What if it kicked 'cause it didn't like it?

      • 01:10:28 I can't do that to our baby. That's the first thing it's gonna see.

    • 01:12:15 Oh, shit, the cops.

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      • 01:12:08 That makes no sense, Allison. Look, you're being irrational.

      • 01:12:12 Just relax, okay? We're all scared, you know? You just...

      • 01:12:15 Oh, shit, the cops.

      • 01:12:19 California, eh?

      • 01:12:39 You know, it's times like this I'm glad I don't own nice things.

    • 01:16:47 Oh, shit! You gotta do something.

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      • 01:16:43 Carlos Delgado. Excellent choice.

      • 01:16:45 Too bad I got him three rounds ago. You're still on the clock.

      • 01:16:47 Oh, shit! You gotta do something.

      • 01:16:49 We need a name.

      • 01:16:51 Hideki Matsui.

    • 01:39:57 Excuse me? Oh, shit.

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      • 01:39:50 I just... I think that if you just...

      • 01:39:53 I don't know. If you give me a shot to just show you that I'm...

      • 01:39:57 Excuse me? Oh, shit.

      • 01:39:58 Can you grab the video camera?

      • 01:39:59 We're gonna sing Happy Birthday now. Yeah.

    • 01:48:05 Oh, shit. Okay.

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      • 01:47:57 No, I don't want you to help me because I have no idea who you are!

      • 01:48:01 I want my own goddamn doctor! You make sure he calls me!

      • 01:48:05 Oh, shit. Okay.

      • 01:48:09 Oh, shit!

      • 01:48:23 Hello?

    • 01:48:09 Oh, shit!

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      • 01:48:01 I want my own goddamn doctor! You make sure he calls me!

      • 01:48:05 Oh, shit. Okay.

      • 01:48:09 Oh, shit!

      • 01:48:23 Hello?

      • 01:48:24 Ben, it's me. Can you come? 'Cause the baby's coming. Can you come?

    • 02:02:30 Oh, shit, this really hurts!

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      • 02:02:23 I wish I'd gotten that on tape.

      • 02:02:27 Go! Holy shit, almighty!

      • 02:02:30 Oh, shit, this really hurts!

      • 02:02:32 I see we're well on our way. Okay.

      • 02:02:34 I want the... I want the epidural. Okay?