Movie quotes

  • Knocked Up
    • Knocked Up

      (2007)
    • 00:02:56 Poo poo. Ladies. Be nice.

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      • 00:02:48 What are you giggling about?

      • 00:02:51 Be quiet. You're starting to annoy me.

      • 00:02:56 Poo poo. Ladies. Be nice.

      • 00:02:59 You know what I did the other day? What?

      • 00:03:00 I googled "murder." You googled "murder"?

    • 00:04:49 Nice. Oh, fucking brilliant.

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      • 00:04:39 So, "Only at fleshofthestars.com will customers be able to find

      • 00:04:44 "exactly how long into what movies their favorite stars are exposed."

      • 00:04:49 Nice. Oh, fucking brilliant.

      • 00:04:50 Pretty good, right?

      • 00:04:51 Yeah. Yeah, ka-ching. We're in.

    • 00:05:20 Nice. Nice. Nice. Well done.

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      • 00:05:16 I've seen that,

      • 00:05:17 and from the look of her bush, Short Cuts is the wrong name for that movie.

      • 00:05:20 Nice. Nice. Nice. Well done.

      • 00:05:23 Her bush looks like the hedge maze from The Shining but red

      • 00:05:26 and without Scatman Crothers in it.

    • 00:12:14 Thanks for the beer. Okay, enjoy, be nice to them.

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      • 00:12:07 I'm Allison. I'm Ben.

      • 00:12:12 Well, have a great night. Yeah, you, too.

      • 00:12:14 Thanks for the beer. Okay, enjoy, be nice to them.

      • 00:12:16 Bye. Thanks again. I'll see you. No, I'll see you later.

      • 00:12:19 No, I won't 'cause I'm a pussy.

    • 00:13:33 Nice to meet you.

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      • 00:13:31 Oh, hi, I'm Ben.

      • 00:13:32 Hi. Ben? Yes.

      • 00:13:33 Nice to meet you.

      • 00:13:34 How you doing? Good, how are you?

      • 00:13:37 Just trying not to stare.

    • 00:17:43 Nice.

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      • 00:17:40 Did we have sex?

      • 00:17:41 Yes.

      • 00:17:43 Nice.

      • 00:17:49 What time is it?

      • 00:17:51 7:30.

    • 00:21:52 All right, then. Nice to meet you.

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      • 00:21:49 Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

      • 00:21:50 Okay. So, awesome.

      • 00:21:52 All right, then. Nice to meet you.

      • 00:21:55 Yeah. Okay. Bye. Take care.

      • 00:21:58 See you.

    • 00:30:19 Nice place, huh? Yeah, it's really nice.

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      • 00:30:11 I'm gonna get laid, motherfucker!

      • 00:30:15 Yes! Yes!

      • 00:30:19 Nice place, huh? Yeah, it's really nice.

      • 00:30:21 Sorry it took so long to get a table. I didn't realize you needed a reservation.

      • 00:30:24 Oh, no, that's okay.

    • 00:34:14 Hi, there, champ. Nice to meet you.

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      • 00:34:09 Hello. My name is Thomas Pellagrino.

      • 00:34:12 I'm... I'm Ben Stone.

      • 00:34:14 Hi, there, champ. Nice to meet you.

      • 00:34:16 And you must be Debbie's sister. Yeah.

      • 00:34:17 Alice. Allison. Hi.

    • 00:34:42 Nice office.

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      • 00:34:29 Okay. Let's have a look.

      • 00:34:34 Legs up.

      • 00:34:42 Nice office.

      • 00:34:43 Thank you.

      • 00:34:48 Well, you do look a lot like your sister.

    • 00:48:05 That's nice.

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      • 00:47:58 I'm Ben Stone.

      • 00:48:01 He's my boyfriend.

      • 00:48:05 That's nice.

      • 00:48:06 I've never met him before.

      • 00:48:08 Well, he's a new boyfriend.

    • 00:58:42 Nice.

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      • 00:58:37 You keep saying that. I know.

      • 00:58:39 This is it. This is perfect.

      • 00:58:42 Nice.

      • 00:58:45 We can just borrow yours. Is that okay?

      • 00:58:47 No. You need your own crib.

    • 01:02:25 Oh, man, that's so nice to hear.

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      • 01:02:22 I love you, too.

      • 01:02:24 Really?

      • 01:02:25 Oh, man, that's so nice to hear.

      • 01:02:27 That's the first time a girl's ever said that to me, so...

      • 01:02:32 But here's the thing.

    • 01:03:24 You mentioned that. It's nice.

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      • 01:03:20 I really do love you.

      • 01:03:22 I know. Thanks.

      • 01:03:24 You mentioned that. It's nice.

      • 01:03:33 Ben proposed to me.

      • 01:03:36 What? He did.

    • 01:11:39 Okay. Nice to meet you.

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      • 01:11:36 Hey, Marty. Yeah.

      • 01:11:37 This is my friend, Alex. She's a pretty incredible person.

      • 01:11:39 Okay. Nice to meet you.

      • 01:11:42 Whoa, dude! Not cool, Martin.

      • 01:11:46 That's... That wasn't...

    • 01:23:48 Nice. You are such an asshole.

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      • 01:23:40 You are a crazy bitch, hormones. Not Allison! Hormones!

      • 01:23:45 Fuck them! It's a girl! Buy some pink shit!

      • 01:23:48 Nice. You are such an asshole.

      • 01:23:51 You know what? Go fuck your fucking bong, you fuck!

      • 01:23:54 I will fuck my bong. Doggie style, for once.

    • 01:36:11 and she's nice and her hair always looks different.

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      • 01:36:07 And Debbie's amazing, man.

      • 01:36:08 She's cool and she's funny and she smells good

      • 01:36:11 and she's nice and her hair always looks different.

      • 01:36:14 She's too good for you, man.

      • 01:36:16 Tastes like a rainbow.

    • 01:38:41 You're just being nice, and I'm being nice,

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      • 01:38:35 I just don't think we can make it work.

      • 01:38:38 We can get back on track, and everything's gonna be great.

      • 01:38:41 You're just being nice, and I'm being nice,

      • 01:38:44 and just because we're two nice people doesn't mean we should stay together.

      • 01:38:48 I don't want this baby to determine the rest of our lives. You know?

    • 01:55:39 Nice. Yeah.

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      • 01:55:35 He's at a bar mitzvah in San Francisco.

      • 01:55:38 He didn't tell us, though.

      • 01:55:39 Nice. Yeah.

      • 01:55:41 Lucky for you, I don't have any Jewish friends.

      • 01:55:44 Dr. Kuni, I really wanna do this naturally. I don't wanna use drugs.

    • 02:07:08 Isn't that nice? I think it is.

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      • 02:07:02 Don't tell Mommy,

      • 02:07:04 but it was the smartest thing I ever did, listening to her, 'cause now you're here.

      • 02:07:08 Isn't that nice? I think it is.

      • 02:07:17 Hi, you.

      • 02:07:22 I hope your apartment is big enough for the three of us.

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