00:00:33 but your wife passed away at 3:00 this morning.
00:02:18 I don't know what to say.
00:05:10 Now, in the case of tall fellas who want to be jockeys, that's patently fucking untrue.
00:05:54 up and down for you, you've got another think coming, boy. Oh, aye.
00:06:11 - Our son died last night. Cot death. - Yeah. Tell everybody.
00:07:17 It was a cot death.
00:07:46 'Cause it doesn't matter how old you are nowadays.
00:08:44 Sure, let him hit me. I don't give a fuck, like.
00:09:19 - do you want to hear it? - No! Jesus!
00:11:45 Everyone knows if you're lumped with an ugly baby who'll disgrace you.
00:16:55 Thank fuck. I thought we had a fucking serial killer on the loose.
00:17:21 - You're an old fella. - No. Today was the last straw.
00:17:46 Here, do you want to hear me story about the cow with trapped wind?
00:18:15 There's a technical name for it, but I don't know what the fuck it is.
00:18:17 Anyways, this cow starts expanding like a mad thing, starts fucking ballooning up,
00:18:55 But then he starts giving us his whole life story about what an expert he is on fucking cows.
00:19:05 and everybody said, "Fuck off, is it the same."
00:20:33 - Sorry about your mam. - Ah, no loss.
00:25:57 What a fucking day.
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