Movie quotes

  • The Muppets' Wizard of Oz
    • 00:07:05 Toto, is this it for me?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:06:48 - You need to talk to your niece. - You need to talk to your niece.

      • 00:06:53 OK, l'll talk to her. l'm just packing the box.

      • 00:07:05 Toto, is this it for me?

      • 00:07:07 Serving meatloaf to truckers and living in a Kansas trailer park?

      • 00:07:22 Now, l know you think show business is all glitz and glamour, but it's not.

    • 00:07:55 - Toto's your friend. - Toto's a prawn l rescued from the diner

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:07:46 - What friends? - What friends? Come on.

      • 00:07:49 Toto's your friend, and um... uh, you got, uh...

      • 00:07:55 - Toto's your friend. - Toto's a prawn l rescued from the diner

      • 00:07:57 because you won't let me have a dog.

      • 00:08:00 Well, dogs are funky.

    • 00:10:07 Toto! Toto!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:09:58 Dorothy!

      • 00:10:03 (screams)

      • 00:10:07 Toto! Toto!

      • 00:10:16 (screams)

      • 00:10:18 Sorry, Toto!

    • 00:10:18 Sorry, Toto!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:10:07 Toto! Toto!

      • 00:10:16 (screams)

      • 00:10:18 Sorry, Toto!

      • 00:10:21 When l make it big, l'm gonna buy a nice brick house that's anchored to the ground.

      • 00:10:53 Ouch!

    • 00:10:59 Toto!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:10:21 When l make it big, l'm gonna buy a nice brick house that's anchored to the ground.

      • 00:10:53 Ouch!

      • 00:10:59 Toto!

      • 00:11:01 Toto! Come on, Toto!

      • 00:11:04 Where are you?

    • 00:11:01 Toto! Come on, Toto!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:10:53 Ouch!

      • 00:10:59 Toto!

      • 00:11:01 Toto! Come on, Toto!

      • 00:11:04 Where are you?

      • 00:11:08 Toto!

    • 00:11:08 Toto!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:11:01 Toto! Come on, Toto!

      • 00:11:04 Where are you?

      • 00:11:08 Toto!

      • 00:11:11 - (Spanish accent) !Hola! - (both scream)

      • 00:11:13 ? Por qué? What is it? Why do we scream, OK?

    • 00:12:13 (Toto) !Dios mío! lt's incredible.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:12:07 There.

      • 00:12:10 (both gasp)

      • 00:12:13 (Toto) !Dios mío! lt's incredible.

      • 00:12:17 They get satellite here.

      • 00:12:20 (gasps)

    • 00:12:40 Toto...

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:12:33 l can't believe it.

      • 00:12:36 (Dorothy) Oh, man!

      • 00:12:40 Toto...

      • 00:12:42 - Where the...? - Wait!

      • 00:12:44 For those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon. press play...

    • 00:14:35 (Toto) What is that?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:14:31 OK.

      • 00:14:32 Now she's dead!

      • 00:14:35 (Toto) What is that?

      • 00:14:39 Hey, look! Even the twisters are Munchkin-sized.

      • 00:14:43 Oh, that's no twister, that's her sister.

    • 00:21:33 l'm Dorothy. And that's Toto.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:21:26 l was... uh...

      • 00:21:29 Yeah, thanks. l think l owe you one. Name's Scarecrow.

      • 00:21:33 l'm Dorothy. And that's Toto.

      • 00:21:35 Mm-mm. !Hola! Um...

      • 00:21:38 - You got any butter? - Oh, what the hey?

    • 00:25:35 (Toto) She's a chicken? Weirdo.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:25:27 When l was a young research assistant, l made the mistake of asking for a vacation

      • 00:25:30 so l could marry the love of my life - Camilla.

      • 00:25:35 (Toto) She's a chicken? Weirdo.

      • 00:25:37 And the Wicked Witch got so angry she waved her wand and ka-blowie!

      • 00:25:42 Next thing l know, l'm a walking, talking robotic... thing.

    • 00:28:02 Toto!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:27:58 - No, prawn. - Oh, prawn.

      • 00:28:00 (both scream)

      • 00:28:02 Toto!

      • 00:28:03 (continue screaming)

      • 00:28:08 - (Lion) Get... off... - OK.

    • 00:39:57 lt's time for Toto to give the mouth-to-mouth.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:39:53 Oh, Dorothy, please don't be hurt. Wake up!

      • 00:39:56 OK, out of the way, peoples. Out of the way.

      • 00:39:57 lt's time for Toto to give the mouth-to-mouth.

      • 00:39:59 l'll get the Dorothy, you get the lion, OK.

      • 00:40:02 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! l have a better idea.

    • 01:03:38 (Toto) Hey! l can't see!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:03:33 (revs engine)

      • 01:03:36 (tires screech)

      • 01:03:38 (Toto) Hey! l can't see!

      • 01:03:41 l'm going to hyperventilate, OK. l can't even see, OK.

      • 01:03:44 l'm going to hyperventilate.

    • 01:05:16 (Toto screams)

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:05:07 any last words before suffering the agony of ''de-feat''?

      • 01:05:13 Wait, wait! Hold that! Wait, that's a great pun, honey.

      • 01:05:16 (Toto screams)

      • 01:05:18 Ow! Ow!

      • 01:05:20 - Why are you poking me? - We're tenderizing you so you taste better!

    • 01:06:24 Oh, Toto.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:06:17 Dorothy.

      • 01:06:19 Before l die, just once, l want to hear a woman say she loves me, OK?

      • 01:06:24 Oh, Toto.

      • 01:06:25 That's so sweet. Of course l love you.

      • 01:06:29 Uh...

    • 01:14:03 - What happened? - (Toto) Oh.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:13:57 Her magic eye!

      • 01:14:00 (sobs)

      • 01:14:03 - What happened? - (Toto) Oh.

      • 01:14:05 The witch is no longer in the house, OK?

      • 01:14:08 She is down the drain. We melted her.

    • 01:29:34 - Well, my name is Toto. lt's a pleasure... - Not you.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:29:26 - Enchanté. - Oh! Mm.

      • 01:29:30 And who is this sophisticated and distinguished gentleman?

      • 01:29:34 - Well, my name is Toto. lt's a pleasure... - Not you.

      • 01:29:38 How is it we've never met?

      • 01:29:40 Well, l've spent a lot of time hanging around on the farm... literally.

    • 01:31:14 Toto, you sure...

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:31:01 - l'll never forget you. - Oh.

      • 01:31:05 l'll never forget you, either.

      • 01:31:14 Toto, you sure...

      • 01:31:16 No! Don't speak, my little Dorothita.

      • 01:31:21 Just go!

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