Movie quotes

00:28:59 I think he's talking to you.

00:29:01 He sure-ass ain't talking to me.

00:29:05 T.G.I.F., huh?

00:29:08 Yeah.

00:29:10 Friday already? Seems like Wednesday.

00:30:09 What the friggidy-fuck? Hello to you too.

00:30:12 Yo, ese, where you been?

00:30:14 Turned your back on your homeboys, huh?

00:30:17 - Blood is blood. - Yeah, whoo, I've been, like, crazy busy.

00:30:21 I lost my cell phone too.

00:31:56 - And try to remain somewhat coherent. - What did you just call me?

00:31:59 You're the one who's all fucking coherent and shit.

00:32:02 What the hell are these tiny bottles for, huh?

00:32:04 What you think I am, a fucking midget or something?

00:32:07 I ain't no Lilliputian and shit!

00:37:58 Yeah, the ape works for some cat called Dr. Satan,

00:38:00 and he's trying to take over the world.

00:38:02 Huh. Yeah, right!

00:38:04 Dr. Satan? Holy schnikeys!

00:38:07 What would that crazy fruit ball want with my lady?

00:49:41 Murray, prepare for Ass Kicking 101!

00:49:44 Let's get it done!

00:49:49 So, Dr. Satan, huh? What the fuck?

00:49:51 You a doctor, like a PhD and shit?

00:49:53 Ah, Velvet, you are the most delightful and bewitching woman

00:56:28 The wedding is about to begin!

00:56:32 All right, hotshot. Why am I at a wedding?

00:56:34 Admit it, this was always about P-U-S-S-Y, huh?

00:56:39 - Wasn't it? - Well, no!

00:56:42 No. I mean, it was, it was-- agh!

01:08:52 Nothing a little ointment won't fix.

01:08:55 [Mexican radio approaching]

01:08:57 Huh?

01:09:01 Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts

01:09:02 Oh, sweet heaven.