00:00:33 This is your lunch, OK?
00:00:35 Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk.
00:00:37 You can ask one of the big kids where to do that.
00:00:39 You remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case.
00:00:41 Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it.
00:00:44 OK? You ready?
00:00:48 I think so.
00:00:51 It's Cady's big day.
00:00:54 I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school.
00:00:57 But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is 5.
00:01:00 I'm 16 and until today, I was home-schooled.
00:01:03 I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks."
00:01:07 X- Y- L-O- C- A-R-P. Xylocarp.
00:01:11 Or that we're weirdly religious or something.
00:01:14 And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-achion rifle
00:01:19 so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
00:01:21 And the homosexuals.
00:01:23 - Amen. - Amen.
00:01:25 But my family's totally normal.
00:01:26 Except for the fact that both my parents are research zoologists
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