Movie quotes

00:06:37 What do you want me to tell these other guys?

00:06:50 Enough, Reggie.

00:06:54 "Dearest Princess Fiona.

00:06:57 "You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away

00:07:01 "for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage

00:17:25 It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.

00:17:32 - Harold! - Shrek!

00:17:33 - Fiona! - Fiona!

00:17:34 - Mom! - Harold...

00:17:35 Donkey!

00:20:24 but I really don't need all this.

00:20:29 - Fine. Be that way. - We didn't like you, anyway.

00:20:32 Fiona? Fiona?

00:20:39 Oh! You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.

00:20:42 Oh, uh...

00:22:52 I can hardly believe that, Lillian. He's the ogre. Not me.

00:22:56 I think, Harold, you're taking this a little too personally.

00:22:59 This is Fiona's choice.

00:23:02 But she was supposed to choose the prince we picked for her.

00:23:05 I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to this... thing?

00:30:02 and we'll all live happily ever after.

00:30:07 Mrs. Fiona Charming.

00:30:10 Mrs. Fiona Charming.

00:30:12 Mrs. Fiona Charming.

00:30:14 Mrs. Fiona Charming.

00:47:28 - No more itchy butt crack? - I know!

00:47:29 - But you love being an ogre! - I know!

00:47:35 But I love Fiona more.

00:47:38 Shrek, no! Wait!

00:47:52 Got to be... I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion.

00:49:56 I'm going to go out and find him.

00:49:58 And then we'll go back to the swamp where we belong.

00:50:04 Fiona, please!

00:50:06 Let's not be rash, darling. You can't go anywhere right now.

00:50:12 Fiona!

00:50:04 Fiona, please!

00:50:06 Let's not be rash, darling. You can't go anywhere right now.

00:50:12 Fiona!

00:50:51 Look, I told you he was here. Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.

00:50:58 Good morning, sleepyhead.

00:55:13 # Time may change me

00:55:16 # But I can't trace time

00:55:18 Fiona?

00:55:23 Hello, handsome.

00:55:26 Shrek!

00:55:51 He went inside looking for you.

00:55:55 Shrek?

00:55:57 Fiona! Fiona!

00:56:01 You want to dance, pretty boy?

00:56:06 Are you going so soon? Don't you want to see your wife?

00:56:01 You want to dance, pretty boy?

00:56:06 Are you going so soon? Don't you want to see your wife?

00:56:11 Fiona?

00:56:14 Shrek?

00:56:15 Aye, Fiona. It is me.

00:56:11 Fiona?

00:56:14 Shrek?

00:56:15 Aye, Fiona. It is me.

00:56:18 What happened to your voice?

00:56:20 The potion changed a lot of things, Fiona.

00:56:20 The potion changed a lot of things, Fiona.

00:56:24 But not the way I feel about you.

00:56:26 Fiona?

00:56:29 - Charming? - Do you think so?

00:56:31 Dad. I was so hoping you'd approve.

00:56:39 I know you never get a second chance at a first impression,

00:56:42 but, well, what do you think?

00:56:48 Fiona! Fiona!

00:56:53 Fiona!

00:56:54 - Fiona! - Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!

00:56:42 but, well, what do you think?

00:56:48 Fiona! Fiona!

00:56:53 Fiona!

00:56:54 - Fiona! - Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!

00:56:58 Oh, shoot! I don't think they can hear us, pigeon.

00:56:48 Fiona! Fiona!

00:56:53 Fiona!

00:56:54 - Fiona! - Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!

00:56:58 Oh, shoot! I don't think they can hear us, pigeon.

00:57:04 Don't you think you've already messed her life up enough?

01:02:45 You capitalist pig dogs!

01:02:53 - Catnip! - That's not mine.

01:02:55 Find Princess Fiona!

01:02:57 I'm a donkey!

01:02:59 Tell her Shrek... I'm her husband, Shrek!

01:08:26 Ladies and gentlemen.

01:08:30 I'd like to dedicate this song to...

01:08:33 Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.

01:08:38 Fiona, my Princess.

01:08:39 Will you honor me with a dance?

01:13:29 No!

01:13:47 Hi-ya!

01:13:51 - Fiona. - Shrek.

01:13:53 Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion!

01:13:57 Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.

01:15:01 But I can see now...

01:15:03 she already has it.

01:15:06 Shrek, Fiona...

01:15:08 Will you accept an old frog's apologies...

01:15:13 and my blessing?