Movie quotes

  • Shrek 2
    • Shrek 2

      (2004)
    • 00:04:55 - Two can be as bad as one... - Donkey?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:04:44 It's so good to be home!

      • 00:04:49 Just you and me and...

      • 00:04:55 - Two can be as bad as one... - Donkey?

      • 00:04:59 Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!

      • 00:05:03 Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine.

    • 00:05:09 Donkey, what are you doing here?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:05:03 Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine.

      • 00:05:06 And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?

      • 00:05:09 Donkey, what are you doing here?

      • 00:05:12 Taking care of your love nest for you.

      • 00:05:14 Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail and watering the plants?

    • 00:06:05 - Donkey! - Yes, roomie?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:06:00 Say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing.

      • 00:06:03 I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you.

      • 00:06:05 - Donkey! - Yes, roomie?

      • 00:06:07 You're bothering me.

      • 00:06:09 Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess...

    • 00:06:32 Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:06:26 Oh.

      • 00:06:28 I think I remember.

      • 00:06:32 Donkey!

      • 00:06:34 I know, I know! Alone! I'm going! I'm going.

      • 00:06:37 What do you want me to tell these other guys?

    • 00:17:35 Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:17:33 - Fiona! - Fiona!

      • 00:17:34 - Mom! - Harold...

      • 00:17:35 Donkey!

    • 00:32:10 Well, well, well, Donkey.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:31:57 I just really need to make things work with this guy.

      • 00:32:00 Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy.

      • 00:32:10 Well, well, well, Donkey.

      • 00:32:12 I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring?

      • 00:32:15 What? I ain't purring.

    • 00:43:04 Donkey, keep watch.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:43:01 Ha-ha-ha-ha!

      • 00:43:02 Shrek, are you off your nut?

      • 00:43:04 Donkey, keep watch.

      • 00:43:05 Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch.

      • 00:43:07 I'll watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside.

    • 00:43:43 Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:43:38 In some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of creatures.

      • 00:43:41 Especially us talking ones.

      • 00:43:43 Donkey!

      • 00:43:46 That'll have to do. We've got company.

      • 00:43:55 Can we get on with this?

    • 00:44:10 Nice catch, Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:43:55 Can we get on with this?

      • 00:44:00 Hurry!

      • 00:44:10 Nice catch, Donkey!

      • 00:44:11 Finally! A good use for your mouth.

      • 00:44:17 Come on!

    • 00:48:17 It's just the rain, Donkey.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:48:12 Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. I'm melting!

      • 00:48:15 I'm melting!

      • 00:48:17 It's just the rain, Donkey.

      • 00:48:20 Oh.

      • 00:49:02 Don't worry. Things seem bad because it's dark and rainy

    • 00:49:22 Donkey?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:49:19 Bet my bottom?

      • 00:49:21 I'm coming, Elizabeth!

      • 00:49:22 Donkey?

      • 00:49:24 Are you all right?

      • 00:49:26 - Hey, boss. Let's shave him. - D-Donkey?

    • 00:51:40 - Have you seen my donkey? - Who are you calling donkey?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:51:36 - I got it covered. - I don't have anything to rub.

      • 00:51:39 Get in line.

      • 00:51:40 - Have you seen my donkey? - Who are you calling donkey?

      • 00:51:44 - Donkey? You're a... - A stallion, baby!

      • 00:51:48 I can whinny.

    • 00:55:28 - Princess! - Donkey?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:55:23 Hello, handsome.

      • 00:55:26 Shrek!

      • 00:55:28 - Princess! - Donkey?

      • 00:55:31 Wow! That potion worked on you, too?

      • 00:55:33 What potion?

    • 01:02:57 I'm a donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:02:53 - Catnip! - That's not mine.

      • 01:02:55 Find Princess Fiona!

      • 01:02:57 I'm a donkey!

      • 01:02:59 Tell her Shrek... I'm her husband, Shrek!

      • 01:03:03 Quick! Rewind it!

    • 01:04:58 Shrek? Donkey?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:04:52 What you lack is the capacity.

      • 01:04:54 I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.

      • 01:04:58 Shrek? Donkey?

      • 01:05:01 Too late.

      • 01:05:02 Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!

    • 01:11:39 Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:11:29 Be good.

      • 01:11:34 He needs me! Let me go!

      • 01:11:39 Donkey!

      • 01:11:50 Puss!

      • 01:11:54 Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!

    • 01:13:03 Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:12:57 Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!

      • 01:13:00 Catch!

      • 01:13:03 Donkey!

      • 01:13:06 Oh!

      • 01:13:08 I'm a real boy. Aah!

    • 01:13:21 And Donkey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:13:14 That's mine!

      • 01:13:19 Pray for mercy, from Puss...

      • 01:13:21 And Donkey!

      • 01:13:23 She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!

      • 01:13:29 No!

    • 01:17:40 Puss and Donkey, y'all...

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:17:27 Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?

      • 01:17:31 Uno, dos, quatro, hit it!

      • 01:17:40 Puss and Donkey, y'all...

      • 01:17:41 # She's into superstitions

      • 01:17:44 # Black cats and voodoo dolls

    • 01:18:48 Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:18:38 # Living la vida loca

      • 01:18:40 - Say it one more time now! - # Living the vida loca

      • 01:18:48 Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!

      • 01:18:52 # She'll push and pull you down

      • 01:18:54 # Living la vida loca

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