Movie quotes

  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    • 00:07:20 I look into his sorry doe eyes

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      • 00:07:14 Don't you ever want anything more for yourself?

      • 00:07:18 I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does.

      • 00:07:20 I look into his sorry doe eyes

      • 00:07:22 and I just I see a man crying out.

      • 00:07:24 He's crying out, "When, Lord?

    • 00:07:31 "to whom I am a constant victim of his folly"

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      • 00:07:25 "When the fuck can your servant"

      • 00:07:28 "ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead"

      • 00:07:31 "to whom I am a constant victim of his folly"

      • 00:07:34 "so much so that it prevents him"

      • 00:07:35 "from ever getting to kiss a girl?"

    • 00:21:11 Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.

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      • 00:21:07 No, I use this for protection, you know

      • 00:21:09 so no guys try to grab my shit or anything.

      • 00:21:11 Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.

      • 00:21:14 And I am so fuckin' yours.

      • 00:21:17 I mean, hi. I'm Jay

    • 00:21:17 I mean, hi. I'm Jay

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      • 00:21:11 Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.

      • 00:21:14 And I am so fuckin' yours.

      • 00:21:17 I mean, hi. I'm Jay

      • 00:21:19 and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob.

      • 00:21:21 It's nice to meet you.

    • 00:22:06 Hi.

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      • 00:22:01 "Make way today, and if I may, I say"

      • 00:22:03 "I make pay with Jay, so get away, OK?"

      • 00:22:06 Hi.

      • 00:22:07 Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

      • 00:22:13 Ladies, ladies, ladies.

    • 00:23:19 Hi, Brent.

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      • 00:23:14 Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?

      • 00:23:17 Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

      • 00:23:19 Hi, Brent.

      • 00:23:22 This is Brent.

      • 00:23:24 He's with us, too.

    • 00:26:23 Silent Bob even busted his cherry there.

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      • 00:26:20 which sucks ass 'cause it's been like

      • 00:26:21 mine and Silent Bob's home since we were kids.

      • 00:26:23 Silent Bob even busted his cherry there.

      • 00:26:26 You did?

      • 00:26:28 Oh, I bet she was a lucky girl.

    • 00:30:52 Cover, schmover. You all hated his songs, too.

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      • 00:30:49 to stop Jay from throwing him out.

      • 00:30:50 Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.

      • 00:30:52 Cover, schmover. You all hated his songs, too.

      • 00:30:54 Not as much as I hate you.

      • 00:30:55 We have a very simple gang here, Justice.

    • 00:31:07 the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.

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      • 00:31:03 Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.

      • 00:31:05 Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince

      • 00:31:07 the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.

      • 00:31:09 They've gotta break into Provasik now.

      • 00:31:10 Uh-uh.

    • 00:49:02 and playing twister with his vitals. Mmm!

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      • 00:48:58 The only thing I regret is not gutting

      • 00:49:00 that little trout-mouth prick like a fish

      • 00:49:02 and playing twister with his vitals. Mmm!

      • 00:49:05 You know, I don't get you, Justice.

      • 00:49:07 You used to be all about this girl stuff

    • 00:49:24 Hi.

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      • 00:49:19 then pass me my Wonder Woman Underoos. Ow!

      • 00:49:22 Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr hey!

      • 00:49:24 Hi.

      • 00:49:25 You the gals that ordered the pizza?

      • 00:49:26 This dopey bitch ordered a large plain

    • 00:53:58 Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

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      • 00:53:46 Ohh!

      • 00:53:56 You fat fuck.

      • 00:53:58 Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

      • 00:54:03 Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

      • 00:54:06 One rectal breach comin' up.

    • 01:11:41 If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass

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      • 01:11:37 James, actually. James Van Der Beek.

      • 01:11:39 What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

      • 01:11:41 If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass

      • 01:11:43 in the creek and shit.

      • 01:11:44 You actually watch that show?

    • 01:15:19 Does your daddy know that you give a nigger his coffee?

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      • 01:15:15 running a big old production

      • 01:15:16 like this, huh? You went to film school.

      • 01:15:19 Does your daddy know that you give a nigger his coffee?

      • 01:15:22 It would kill him, wouldn't it?

      • 01:15:25 There's no boogers in it, sir.

    • 01:15:46 Yeah. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards

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      • 01:15:42 No, you the man, and that's the problem.

      • 01:15:44 Uh, Chaka?

      • 01:15:46 Yeah. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards

      • 01:15:47 the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic".

      • 01:15:49 We met a few weeks back. I'm the executive producer.

    • 01:23:32 Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

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      • 01:23:26 If she does, it'll be considered necrophilia

      • 01:23:29 because she's gonna be one dead bitch.

      • 01:23:32 Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

      • 01:23:35 You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.

      • 01:23:37 I wanted to go down, but this angel

    • 01:25:08 Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm

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      • 01:25:04 and we see some fuckin' titties

      • 01:25:06 floppin' around and shit in the air. Yeah!

      • 01:25:08 Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm

      • 01:25:12 Banky fuckin' Edwards!

      • 01:25:14 Just the motherfucker we came to see!

    • 01:33:15 to keep his name off of it.

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      • 01:33:11 Yeah, sis, but it was better than "Mallrats".

      • 01:33:14 At least Holden had the good sense

      • 01:33:15 to keep his name off of it.

      • 01:33:17 Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead

      • 01:33:20 the one with you and him and your "relationship"?

    • 01:33:17 Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead

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      • 01:33:14 At least Holden had the good sense

      • 01:33:15 to keep his name off of it.

      • 01:33:17 Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead

      • 01:33:20 the one with you and him and your "relationship"?

      • 01:33:24 What, "Chasing Amy"? That'd never work as a movie.