Movie quotes

00:01:43 Love y'all too.

00:01:45 I'm telling you, it's so good--

00:01:47 Sister be in D.C. when the first black president--

00:01:50 Come on.

00:01:53 What?

00:01:50 Come on.

00:01:53 What?

00:01:59 First black president.

00:02:00 But I got to tell you, it's a little bittersweet.

00:02:04 It is.

00:02:00 But I got to tell you, it's a little bittersweet.

00:02:04 It is.

00:02:05 First black president, and the country is broke.

00:02:08 What the fuck?

00:02:14 That's fucked up.

00:03:06 That's messed up, man.

00:03:08 You know what, I got to tell you.

00:03:09 I don't care why we have a first black president.

00:03:12 I'm just happy to have one.

00:03:14 I am.

00:05:13 "You don't have a dick.

00:05:14 Don't, don't..."

00:05:17 First black president.

00:05:19 I'm so happy 'cause now I can relax a little bit.

00:05:22 You know, I can loosen up.

00:15:04 Pfff!

00:15:05 "You want my stimulus package?"

00:15:13 I know I keep saying the first black president,

00:15:15 and, yes, I know that he's biracial,

00:15:17 but I don't care.

00:15:15 and, yes, I know that he's biracial,

00:15:17 but I don't care.

00:15:18 He's the first black president.

00:15:20 Well...

00:15:21 That's unless he fucks up.