Movie quotes

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
    • 00:06:56 Um, Michael Fassbender.

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      • 00:06:50 Just find me an actor... a good actor. Woody Harrelson!

      • 00:06:54 He's doing the next Hunger Games.

      • 00:06:56 Um, Michael Fassbender.

      • 00:06:57 He's doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel.

      • 00:06:59 How about, uh, Jeremy Renner? Who?

    • 00:17:05 Um... She's my assistant. Works with me.

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      • 00:17:01 Wow! That's amazing. You don't look anything like each other.

      • 00:17:03 What do you do?

      • 00:17:05 Um... She's my assistant. Works with me.

      • 00:17:07 And does she talk and speak?

      • 00:17:10 She does. Yeah.

    • 00:17:20 Um, I'm Mike... Shiner.

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      • 00:17:16 Welcome aboard, Mike!

      • 00:17:17 Thank you, Captain.

      • 00:17:20 Um, I'm Mike... Shiner.

      • 00:17:22 Oh, I know who you are.

      • 00:17:24 I, uh, saw you in Hothouse at the Geffen.

    • 00:19:01 Listen, um, what I said...

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      • 00:18:56 - Sammy? - It's Sam.

      • 00:18:58 Sam... Lesley.

      • 00:19:01 Listen, um, what I said...

      • 00:19:02 Oh, don't worry about it. He's a handful, huh?

      • 00:19:08 How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me?

    • 00:20:47 Say something else. Um...

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      • 00:20:43 Is that good or bad? Riggan!

      • 00:20:45 It's good. It's great.

      • 00:20:47 Say something else. Um...

      • 00:20:51 Uh...

      • 00:20:52 You sure it's mine?

    • 00:38:12 Um, your costumes are hanging in your dressing room.

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      • 00:38:08 What are you still doing here?

      • 00:38:10 Nothing.

      • 00:38:12 Um, your costumes are hanging in your dressing room.

      • 00:38:16 Oh, great. Great.

      • 00:38:18 Oh, I got that coconut water you wanted.

    • 01:01:44 Um, well...

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      • 01:01:30 You're fucking, so fucking annoying! Shut up!!

      • 01:01:42 Hey. What's up?

      • 01:01:44 Um, well...

      • 01:01:46 ...one hour till curtain. Why don't you rest a bit?

      • 01:01:49 Yeah, I'm going to lay down.

    • 01:18:58 No, um... When I was in rehab, they made us do this.

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      • 01:18:53 What are you doing? Homework?

      • 01:18:56 No, I don't...

      • 01:18:58 No, um... When I was in rehab, they made us do this.

      • 01:19:01 Really? What is it'?

      • 01:19:02 Um... These dashes represent the six billion years

    • 01:19:02 Um... These dashes represent the six billion years

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      • 01:18:58 No, um... When I was in rehab, they made us do this.

      • 01:19:01 Really? What is it'?

      • 01:19:02 Um... These dashes represent the six billion years

      • 01:19:06 that the Earth has been around.

      • 01:19:08 So, each dash represents a thousand years.

    • 01:19:11 And, um, this... is how long humans have been here.

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      • 01:19:06 that the Earth has been around.

      • 01:19:08 So, each dash represents a thousand years.

      • 01:19:11 And, um, this... is how long humans have been here.

      • 01:19:19 I think they're trying to remind us that

      • 01:19:21 that's all our ego and self-obsession are worth.

    • 01:19:59 Um...

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      • 01:19:50 You just wiped out the entire human race.

      • 01:19:54 There it goes. I'm sorry.

      • 01:19:59 Um...

      • 01:20:00 You're becoming a trending topic.

      • 01:20:03 Really?

    • 01:21:01 Hey, um, that's on me. She's a friend of mine.

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      • 01:20:52 That's going over to Ms. Dickinson.

      • 01:20:54 Give me a minute.

      • 01:21:01 Hey, um, that's on me. She's a friend of mine.

      • 01:21:05 Okay. No problem.

      • 01:21:07 Thank you.

    • 01:21:44 Um, you know, did I do something to offend you?

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      • 01:21:39 I'm going to destroy your play.

      • 01:21:42 But you didn't even see it.

      • 01:21:44 Um, you know, did I do something to offend you?

      • 01:21:46 Actually, you did.

      • 01:21:48 You occupied a theater which