Movie quotes

00:02:29 That old saying,

00:02:30 how you always hurt the one you love?

00:02:32 Well, it works both ways.

00:02:35 [Police Sirens]

00:02:35 We have front row seats

00:06:39 Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

00:06:43 We never could agree on anything.

00:06:46 Well, uh, you know, she--

00:06:48 She had her first child last week, a...

00:06:51 a girl.

00:13:14 if you made it smile and walk around the party

00:13:16 being extra nice to everybody.

00:13:19 Well, I'm still here,

00:13:21 but I don't know for how long.

00:13:24 That's as much certainty

00:15:41 Practicing what?

00:15:42 Telling me of f.

00:15:43 Is it going as well as you hoped...

00:15:46 " RUPERT"?

00:15:47 I'll expose you.

00:16:58 - OK. Good. Fine. - [Coughs]

00:16:59 Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think.

00:17:01 Well, technically,

00:17:02 I have more right to be there than you.

00:17:04 You still have your bails.

00:28:59 [Crunching]

00:29:01 So, what's up, man?

00:29:02 Uh, well...

00:29:06 you're not gonna believe this.

00:29:10 Tyler: You know, man, it could be worse.

00:30:52 No. It’s just stuff.

00:30:53 It's not a tragedy, but...

00:30:54 Well, you did lose

00:30:55 a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.

00:30:58 Fuck. You're right.

00:34:02 sneezed on braised endive.

00:34:03 And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

00:34:05 well...

00:34:06 Go ahead, tell them.

00:34:07 You get the idea.

00:37:06 that fart smell of steam,

00:37:08 the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

00:37:11 After work tomorrow, we'll be--

00:37:13 Hey. What have we here?

00:37:30 Hey, guys.

00:58:54 underwear inside out...

00:58:57 bound with electrical tape.

00:58:59 Well, then it suits you.

00:59:01 You can borrow it sometime.

00:59:08 [Marla Clumps Up The Stairs]

01:05:02 Make a managerial decision.

01:05:04 You find this. What would you do?

01:05:11 Well, I gotta tell ya...

01:05:13 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.

01:05:17 Because the person who wrote that...

01:06:55 Feel anything?

01:06:56 No.

01:06:57 Well, make sure.

01:07:00 of high ceilings

01:07:00 Ok, I'm-- I'm pretty sure.

01:07:02 You feel nothing.

01:07:04 No. Nothing.

01:07:08 Well, that's a relief.

01:07:10 Thank you.

01:07:11 Uh, um... no problem.

01:07:17 Could check your prostate.

01:07:19 I think I'm OK.

01:07:21 Well, thanks, anyway.

01:07:28 Are we done?

01:07:29 Yeah, we're done. See you...around.

01:08:12 No, no. I got somethin' so much better now.

01:08:15 Really. What is it?

01:08:18 Well...

01:08:19 first rule is...

01:08:22 I'm not supposed to talk about it.

01:08:47 Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

01:08:49 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing?

01:08:51 Well, uh, yeah, actually. I--

01:08:53 I hear all kinds of things.

01:08:55 Supposedly...he was born in a mental institution.

01:25:36 I don't know.

01:25:37 I haven't thought about it in a while.

01:25:40 Yeah, well...

01:25:42 I think it was a smart move on her part.

01:25:46 Hey, listen, uh...

01:25:55 Why do you keep...

01:25:57 Is this making you happy?

01:26:01 Yeah, well, sometimes.

01:26:04 I don't know. I don't understand.

01:26:07 Why does a weaker person

01:31:59 recent acts of vandalism around the city

01:32:01 somehow related to underground boxing clubs.

01:32:04 We'll be coordinating a rigorous investigation.

01:32:08 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, who just arrived

01:32:11 on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

02:05:10 No, I'm onto you.

02:05:12 I know what's going on here.

02:05:13 Well come on, then.

02:05:14 I got us a great place to watch from.

02:05:16 [Grunting]