Movie quotes

  • Private Parts
    • 00:05:47 You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.

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      • 00:05:42 She thinks I'm a moron.

      • 00:05:45 In fact, all my life, people have told me I was a moron.

      • 00:05:47 You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.

      • 00:05:50 You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.

      • 00:05:52 So this is my dad Ben Stern.

    • 00:05:50 You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.

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      • 00:05:45 In fact, all my life, people have told me I was a moron.

      • 00:05:47 You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.

      • 00:05:50 You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still.

      • 00:05:52 So this is my dad Ben Stern.

      • 00:05:56 He was an engineer at a radio station in Manhattan... WHOM.

    • 00:06:02 Shut up.

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      • 00:05:56 He was an engineer at a radio station in Manhattan... WHOM.

      • 00:05:59 Why do we live in Roosevelt when you work in New York?

      • 00:06:02 Shut up.

      • 00:06:03 [Radio Static]

      • 00:06:04 We never played catch or went to ball games.

    • 00:06:15 # Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy #

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      • 00:06:11 [Reggae Music Plays]

      • 00:06:12 - Is this one crap? - Don't be a moron.

      • 00:06:15 # Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy #

      • 00:06:18 # Oh, no #

      • 00:06:19 # My daddy can't be ugly so #

    • 00:07:02 I told you, shut up.

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      • 00:07:00 Records... Who gives a damn?

      • 00:07:01 Daddy.

      • 00:07:02 I told you, shut up.

      • 00:07:03 That man's throwing records.

      • 00:07:06 No, nobody gives a goddamn about it.

    • 00:08:39 Shut up! You know why.

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      • 00:08:34 Ohh! Aah! Aah!

      • 00:08:37 But why can't I play with my puppets?

      • 00:08:39 Shut up! You know why.

      • 00:08:42 Ah...

      • 00:08:47 You know, life is very strange.

    • 00:39:18 Shut up.

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      • 00:39:15 Yeah.

      • 00:39:16 Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.

      • 00:39:18 Shut up.

      • 00:39:19 We hope to hear from you tomorrow...

      • 00:39:21 Give us some more weather.

    • 01:04:22 Shut up. Shut up.

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      • 01:04:19 Privately, for us.

      • 01:04:20 Alison, if I don't talk about you and me on the air...

      • 01:04:22 Shut up. Shut up.

      • 01:04:23 The audience isn't gonna be there.

      • 01:04:25 Shut up! Shut up!

    • 01:04:25 Shut up! Shut up!

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      • 01:04:22 Shut up. Shut up.

      • 01:04:23 The audience isn't gonna be there.

      • 01:04:25 Shut up! Shut up!

      • 01:04:26 I won't make any money.

      • 01:04:27 Shut up! You disgust me!

    • 01:04:27 Shut up! You disgust me!

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      • 01:04:25 Shut up! Shut up!

      • 01:04:26 I won't make any money.

      • 01:04:27 Shut up! You disgust me!

      • 01:04:28 I can't even look at you, idiot!

      • 01:04:34 It's hard, you know.

    • 01:37:04 - Shut up. - To make sure...

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      • 01:36:59 Oh, well, we are, sir.

      • 01:37:01 In fact, we're designing a more restrictive program

      • 01:37:04 - Shut up. - To make sure...

      • 01:37:06 How are his numbers?

      • 01:37:07 The official ratings don't come out until tomorrow,

    • 01:46:26 Ben: Shut up! Sit down!

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      • 01:46:22 # My life is on film #

      • 01:46:24 # Yet it sucks bein' me #

      • 01:46:26 Ben: Shut up! Sit down!

      • 01:46:28 # My life's a wreck #

      • 01:46:30 # I'm bored with sex #

    • 01:46:46 Shut up! Sit down!

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      • 01:46:41 # I make money talking about the joke in my underpants #

      • 01:46:44 # I'm a tortured man #

      • 01:46:46 Shut up! Sit down!

      • 01:46:47 # I'm a tortured man #

      • 01:46:48 I told you not to be stupid, you moron.