Movie quotes

  • Private Parts
    • 00:00:48 On the air.

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      • 00:00:41 where he would give a new toilet

      • 00:00:43 to the listener with the largest bowel movement.

      • 00:00:48 On the air.

      • 00:00:49 I mean, you can imagine the logistics of that.

      • 00:01:07 Howard Stern: You know, when I look back on this moment in my life,

    • 00:12:33 and get myself on the air.

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      • 00:12:30 I finally got up the courage

      • 00:12:31 to go down to the college radio station

      • 00:12:33 and get myself on the air.

      • 00:12:34 And my name is Howard Stern

      • 00:12:36 on the Howard Stern Experience,

    • 00:19:13 OK? So on the air is not for you.

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      • 00:19:07 I don't mince words. You will never be a great disc jockey.

      • 00:19:10 You have lousy voice, lousy personality, and this will not change.

      • 00:19:13 OK? So on the air is not for you.

      • 00:19:16 But you come on time, and you are good worker, huh?

      • 00:19:20 So...

    • 00:40:03 But off the air, for me to be in this marriage...

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      • 00:39:58 I don't need everything in my life to be normal.

      • 00:40:00 And on the air, you do what you do. That's your job.

      • 00:40:03 But off the air, for me to be in this marriage...

      • 00:40:06 I need to know I'm the only one.

      • 00:40:09 And I'm not saying that to pressure you.

    • 00:47:27 You and Robin must not talk to each other on the air.

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      • 00:47:22 You say whatever you want.

      • 00:47:25 You have carte blanche.

      • 00:47:27 You and Robin must not talk to each other on the air.

      • 00:47:30 And don't sing along with the music.

      • 00:47:32 And you know what else you could do?

    • 00:49:14 I was a captain in the Air Force. What were you?

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      • 00:49:09 "Stern, those are little kids. That counts as one person."

      • 00:49:12 Howard, I was in the military.

      • 00:49:14 I was a captain in the Air Force. What were you?

      • 00:49:17 What was I?

      • 00:49:18 Yeah, what were you?

    • 00:50:23 Did you say "testicles" on the air?

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      • 00:50:15 and I just went for it.

      • 00:50:20 Well, this just came from the FCC.

      • 00:50:23 Did you say "testicles" on the air?

      • 00:50:25 Wait a second.

      • 00:50:26 Screw the FCC. We just lost Muffler Man.

    • 00:52:49 - OK. - Hi, you're on the air.

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      • 00:52:45 I'm in a good mood. Let's take some phone calls

      • 00:52:48 and see what's doing out there.

      • 00:52:49 - OK. - Hi, you're on the air.

      • 00:52:51 Woman Caller: Hi, is this Howard Stern?

      • 00:52:52 This is Howard.

    • 00:55:41 A woman on the air had an orgasm.

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      • 00:55:37 - Oh, boy. - Thank you.

      • 00:55:38 Robin: Take your bows.

      • 00:55:41 A woman on the air had an orgasm.

      • 00:55:43 Have you lost your mind?

      • 00:55:45 But you got to admit, it was a funny bit.

    • 00:58:38 Alison: Am I on the air?

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      • 00:58:34 Robin: Maybe she wants to play.

      • 00:58:36 Honey, you want to play? You want a date with Julie?

      • 00:58:38 Alison: Am I on the air?

      • 00:58:39 Yes, honey, of course you're on the air.

      • 00:58:41 I told them I wanted to talk to you off the air.

    • 01:08:58 without even hearing him on the air?

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      • 01:08:52 Yes.

      • 01:08:55 Brad, you gave this trash-talking bastard a 3-year deal

      • 01:08:58 without even hearing him on the air?

      • 01:08:59 Yes, Roger.

      • 01:09:00 He's on the FCC's most-wanted list.

    • 01:20:50 The only way to do that is to stay on the air.

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      • 01:20:46 You're gonna let 'em throw me out like garbage?

      • 01:20:48 No. I want to beat these guys, stomp them into the ground.

      • 01:20:50 The only way to do that is to stay on the air.

      • 01:20:52 I've gotta stay on the air, Robin.

      • 01:20:53 You're pathetic.

    • 01:30:12 We should be taken off the air.

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      • 01:30:09 I am shocked.

      • 01:30:10 So am I. This is disgraceful.

      • 01:30:12 We should be taken off the air.

      • 01:30:13 You've finally done it.

      • 01:30:15 Ohh! Beautiful. You're a work of art. Did you know that?

    • 01:33:35 We're off the air.

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      • 01:33:31 I'm telling you, I'm a full 21/2 inches,

      • 01:33:33 and I've never been 21/2... What's the music?

      • 01:33:35 We're off the air.

      • 01:33:36 Are we off the air?

      • 01:33:38 Oh. Would you do me a favor? Just stay right there, OK?

    • 01:33:36 Are we off the air?

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      • 01:33:33 and I've never been 21/2... What's the music?

      • 01:33:35 We're off the air.

      • 01:33:36 Are we off the air?

      • 01:33:38 Oh. Would you do me a favor? Just stay right there, OK?

      • 01:33:42 What the hell's going on? What are you doing, man?

    • 01:34:03 It's Howard over in the air studio.

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      • 01:33:58 What the hell are they doing?

      • 01:34:02 Yeah, hi. Can I speak to Kenny?

      • 01:34:03 It's Howard over in the air studio.

      • 01:34:05 Just hold the line.

      • 01:34:06 As soon as they get him on,

    • 01:34:08 Fred, get me back on the air.

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      • 01:34:06 As soon as they get him on,

      • 01:34:07 just keep him on the line.

      • 01:34:08 Fred, get me back on the air.

      • 01:34:09 Just patch the phone call onto the air, OK?

      • 01:34:12 Just put it right through as soon as you can.

    • 01:34:31 Hi, Robin. We back on the air?

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      • 01:34:27 Yes, Robin, he's running in right now.

      • 01:34:29 Can I have the phone, please, just for a second?

      • 01:34:31 Hi, Robin. We back on the air?

      • 01:34:33 Robin: Yeah. Everybody can hear.

      • 01:34:34 OK, I'm right outside Pig Vomit's office.

    • 01:43:49 and the FCC wants me off the air,

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      • 01:43:45 OK. See you, Gloria.

      • 01:43:47 Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public,

      • 01:43:49 and the FCC wants me off the air,

      • 01:43:51 and every fundamentalist group in this country hates my guts,

      • 01:43:54 and, yeah, most of the things I do are misunderstood.

    • 01:44:04 I'm still on the air,

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      • 01:44:00 is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

      • 01:44:03 But my life isn't bad at all.

      • 01:44:04 I'm still on the air,

      • 01:44:06 I've got my kids,

      • 01:44:08 and I've got Alison.

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