Movie quotes

  • Private Parts
    • 00:04:29 Howard... here's your ticket.

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      • 00:04:13 [Aria Plays]

      • 00:04:26 Howard.

      • 00:04:29 Howard... here's your ticket.

      • 00:04:31 OK? Now call me as soon as you get to New York, will you?

      • 00:04:34 Yo, Fartman. Love you, man.

    • 00:05:04 Down the aisle on your right.

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      • 00:04:59 She doesn't even know me,

      • 00:05:01 but it's clear that she's totally disgusted by me.

      • 00:05:04 Down the aisle on your right.

      • 00:05:06 - Excuse me. - Yes?

      • 00:05:07 You don't possibly have another seat available for me?

    • 00:05:12 Right here on your left.

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      • 00:05:07 You don't possibly have another seat available for me?

      • 00:05:08 I'm sorry. We're showing a full load.

      • 00:05:12 Right here on your left.

      • 00:05:13 Full load.

      • 00:05:14 Yes. Sir, may I help you?

    • 00:05:18 To your right.

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      • 00:05:13 Full load.

      • 00:05:14 Yes. Sir, may I help you?

      • 00:05:18 To your right.

      • 00:05:21 Hello.

      • 00:05:22 Hello.

    • 00:05:23 Is this yours?

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      • 00:05:21 Hello.

      • 00:05:22 Hello.

      • 00:05:23 Is this yours?

      • 00:05:25 Yeah. If you want to read it, you can.

      • 00:05:27 Thank you.

    • 00:06:15 # Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy #

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      • 00:06:11 [Reggae Music Plays]

      • 00:06:12 - Is this one crap? - Don't be a moron.

      • 00:06:15 # Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy #

      • 00:06:18 # Oh, no #

      • 00:06:19 # My daddy can't be ugly so #

    • 00:06:27 # Shut your mouth... #

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      • 00:06:24 # Ooh, Mama look-a boo boo day #

      • 00:06:26 Huh!

      • 00:06:27 # Shut your mouth... #

      • 00:06:28 My father commuted every day,

      • 00:06:30 I guess it was, about 40 miles into Manhattan.

    • 00:20:50 None of your business.

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      • 00:20:45 Listen, I want you to fire Dickie Davis.

      • 00:20:49 But why?

      • 00:20:50 None of your business.

      • 00:20:51 The guy's got 3 kids.

      • 00:20:52 You want to be management, you fire him, huh?

    • 00:25:25 Mark it on your calendar."

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      • 00:25:20 And, uh, "There's only one Stanley Sports,

      • 00:25:22 "and the grand opening is this weekend.

      • 00:25:25 Mark it on your calendar."

      • 00:25:28 The grand opening is this...

      • 00:25:30 I just realized, uh... that makes no sense what I just said.

    • 00:29:54 Then leave your underwear on.

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      • 00:29:50 And... And you're a great actress and everything,

      • 00:29:51 but I got a wife at home. I can't cheat on my wife.

      • 00:29:54 Then leave your underwear on.

      • 00:29:56 What?

      • 00:29:58 If you leave your underwear on, then you can't cheat.

    • 00:33:26 Are these yours?

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      • 00:33:15 the most aggressive radio station in Detroit.

      • 00:33:18 We are gonna dominate the marketplace, which I lo...

      • 00:33:26 Are these yours?

      • 00:33:30 They're wet.

      • 00:33:39 Howard: Alison's not coming to Detroit.

    • 00:39:32 You shaved your mustache.

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      • 00:39:21 Give us some more weather.

      • 00:39:22 Bite me, you loser.

      • 00:39:32 You shaved your mustache.

      • 00:39:37 Jeez. Alison.

      • 00:39:40 It's great to see you.

    • 00:45:23 Having trouble with your woman?

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      • 00:45:18 Now, give me a call here at DC 101

      • 00:45:21 if you have the same kind of problem.

      • 00:45:23 Having trouble with your woman?

      • 00:45:24 Give me a call. I'll help you out.

      • 00:45:25 Let me introduce, over here to my right,

    • 00:46:11 You're serious?

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      • 00:46:07 sexually?

      • 00:46:10 About a year.

      • 00:46:11 You're serious?

      • 00:46:13 - A year? - Yeah.

      • 00:46:14 A year, ladies and gentlemen.

    • 00:46:34 "into your pants

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      • 00:46:29 "make sure to wear tight pants.

      • 00:46:31 "If necessary, stuff a semirigid, large object

      • 00:46:34 "into your pants

      • 00:46:36 to create the appearance of having a large penis."

      • 00:46:38 Women like large penis.

    • 00:47:16 You're a genius.

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      • 00:47:12 We'll be back right after these words.

      • 00:47:15 [Man Yelling]

      • 00:47:16 You're a genius.

      • 00:47:17 That was great.

      • 00:47:19 That was interesting.

    • 00:52:57 What's your problem?

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      • 00:52:53 Oh, whoa. Anyway, I was calling

      • 00:52:55 because I have a really big problem.

      • 00:52:57 What's your problem?

      • 00:52:58 Well, every morning I lie in bed,

      • 00:53:00 and the only thing I can do is think of you.

    • 00:55:38 Robin: Take your bows.

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      • 00:55:35 Ooh! Standing ovation. Thank you.

      • 00:55:37 - Oh, boy. - Thank you.

      • 00:55:38 Robin: Take your bows.

      • 00:55:41 A woman on the air had an orgasm.

      • 00:55:43 Have you lost your mind?

    • 01:02:01 Your Holiness.

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      • 01:01:56 Chorus, On Tape: # All the weather #

      • 01:01:58 # Now here's God #

      • 01:02:01 Your Holiness.

      • 01:02:02 Howard As God: Hello, Howard.

      • 01:02:03 There you are.

    • 01:25:12 and you're putting it in your mouth,

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      • 01:25:09 That's about 13 inches,

      • 01:25:10 and you're licking whipped cream off a kielbasa,

      • 01:25:12 and you're putting it in your mouth,

      • 01:25:13 and you're jamming the kielbasa

      • 01:25:15 all the way down your throat.

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