Movie quotes

  • The Great Outdoors
    • 00:06:05 Honey? I found out what was stinking up the shower.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:05:57 We're always inviting Chet and Connie to the islands.

      • 00:06:01 - We weren't invited here. - They'll be tickled to see us.

      • 00:06:05 Honey? I found out what was stinking up the shower.

      • 00:06:09 A present from me to you.

      • 00:06:13 How thoughtful. Put it in there with the others.

    • 00:06:48 Honey, no.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:06:44 - Stop it. - The kids are at the lake.

      • 00:06:46 - Chet, what are you doing? - Nothing.

      • 00:06:48 Honey, no.

      • 00:06:50 We got the house to ourselves. Hello!

      • 00:06:53 Oh, no, what happened? I'm sorry.

    • 00:13:45 Honey, they don't like bugs.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:13:36 How about if the kids catch fireflies? We can play cards.

      • 00:13:41 Cara, Mara. You little dolls want to go outside and catch fireflies?

      • 00:13:45 Honey, they don't like bugs.

      • 00:13:48 What? All kids like bugs. They're cute.

      • 00:13:51 Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.

    • 00:14:10 - Honey. - Died in bed.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:14:04 - Buddy Riecher died. - Oh, no.

      • 00:14:08 President of Energy Resources.

      • 00:14:10 - Honey. - Died in bed.

      • 00:14:13 - He was your mentor, wasn't he? - A man I admired.

      • 00:14:16 - I'm trying to read here! - Sorry. Sorry.

    • 00:16:21 Honey, maybe we shouldn't tell this story...

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:16:15 And all that separated me from that bear...

      • 00:16:19 was a pane of glass.

      • 00:16:21 Honey, maybe we shouldn't tell this story...

      • 00:16:24 - It's fine. - I'm thinking about nightmares.

      • 00:16:26 No, no. They have to hear this.

    • 00:19:14 - Benny, honey. - Thank you!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:19:07 - Are you trying to give me nightmares? - Come on.

      • 00:19:11 I can't believe you, Dad!

      • 00:19:14 - Benny, honey. - Thank you!

      • 00:19:16 I'm 25 pounds overweight, I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!

      • 00:19:21 - Really inappropriate, Chet. - What? It was a story. Come on.

    • 00:22:57 Honey?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:22:23 'You know what they're made of...

      • 00:22:26 'lips and assholes!'

      • 00:22:57 Honey?

      • 00:22:59 Chet? Where are you?

      • 00:23:06 Oh, God! That's rotted. Oh!

    • 00:23:32 - Honey? - Yes, Roman?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:23:12 Jerry Asner, please. Roman Craig.

      • 00:23:15 Yeah, I can't hold for long. My signal's kind of weak.

      • 00:23:32 - Honey? - Yes, Roman?

      • 00:23:34 Why do Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus?

      • 00:23:37 My kids look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears.

    • 00:23:51 Put a cork in it, honey. Talkin' business. Jerry?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:23:42 I mean, why can't they connect with me?

      • 00:23:46 Maybe if you spent less time at work, things would be different.

      • 00:23:51 Put a cork in it, honey. Talkin' business. Jerry?

      • 00:23:55 Roman. How are you?

      • 00:23:57 I'll save us trouble and cut right to the chase.

    • 00:27:08 Honey, he's waving.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:26:58 I can't tell you how important this is.

      • 00:27:05 Let's go. Ski or flee.

      • 00:27:08 Honey, he's waving.

      • 00:27:11 - He's going? - He's going. Great.

      • 00:27:17 Whoa!

    • 00:30:02 - Honey, come on. - You find that funny? Hysterical!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:29:56 - Have you seen my ass? - Not recently.

      • 00:29:59 I'll be picking splinters out of it till I die!

      • 00:30:02 - Honey, come on. - You find that funny? Hysterical!

      • 00:30:05 It wasn't funny but because I love you...

      • 00:30:08 - Thanks a lot! - What about the kids?

    • 00:43:37 - Come on, honey. - Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:43:31 Come on, Chet!

      • 00:43:33 If you trail behind, the Indians will get you!

      • 00:43:37 - Come on, honey. - Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.

      • 00:43:41 Come on! Hurry up.

      • 00:43:43 Watch out for those Wisconsin rattlers and wild boar.

    • 00:43:47 Honey, come on!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:43:41 Come on! Hurry up.

      • 00:43:43 Watch out for those Wisconsin rattlers and wild boar.

      • 00:43:47 Honey, come on!

      • 00:43:51 Wait up, you guys.

      • 00:43:54 Come on. Whoa. Hey. Ow!

    • 00:45:03 Where is he? Hi, honey.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:44:56 - You rode it like it was. - That baby was bred for packing.

      • 00:45:00 - You looked great on that horse. - Here he comes.

      • 00:45:03 Where is he? Hi, honey.

      • 00:45:06 He's lost his mount. How are you doing, trouper?

      • 00:45:10 Where's that ball-slappin' nag you were riding?

    • 00:48:19 - I miss you, Connie. - Oh, honey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:48:12 What I really want to say is... thank you.

      • 00:48:17 This is very important to Roman and me.

      • 00:48:19 - I miss you, Connie. - Oh, honey!

      • 00:48:27 It's so lonely being wealthy.

      • 00:48:29 Hm. I wouldn't know about that.

    • 00:48:31 No, I mean it, honey. I mean it, it is lonely.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:48:27 It's so lonely being wealthy.

      • 00:48:29 Hm. I wouldn't know about that.

      • 00:48:31 No, I mean it, honey. I mean it, it is lonely.

      • 00:48:36 He works terrible hours. Travels.

      • 00:48:41 We go a month without going to bed together.

    • 00:53:41 Honey...

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:53:36 I'm here!

      • 00:53:38 - He's on my face! - Hold still!

      • 00:53:41 Honey...

      • 00:53:44 We got it!

      • 00:53:46 - We got it! - Oh, the pain.

    • 00:59:20 Oh, honey!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:59:11 - Oh, my God. - Jesus.

      • 00:59:14 Look at the size of the maggots on that meat.

      • 00:59:20 Oh, honey!

      • 00:59:30 Oh, my God.

      • 00:59:34 Let's go everybody. Move it out. It's 5am.

    • 01:21:40 We're glad you're home, honey.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:21:34 - Big bear. - Big bear!

      • 01:21:37 No! True. True. Out there.

      • 01:21:40 We're glad you're home, honey.

      • 01:21:43 - Big bear... chase... - What is he saying?

      • 01:21:46 - What? - Big bear chase me.