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Little Britain | (2003) |
| 00:00:01 Brighton, Brighton, Bri... 0h! Britain, Britain, Britain! |
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| 00:00:06 Birthplace of William Shakespeare, Mahatma Gandhi and Big Bird. |
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| 00:00:11 But what of the ordinary people of Britain? What about them and all their stuff? |
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| 00:00:16 We aim to find out in what I promise is the final episode of this series. |
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| 00:00:22 0h, ma sweet potatoes! |
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| 00:00:29 Transvestism in Britain is as popular today as it has always been. |
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| 00:00:35 I myself am currently wearing a lovely dress that used to belong to my father. |
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| 00:00:40 - (ENGINE SPLUTTERS) - Oi, mate! |
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| 00:00:43 - You in the skirt! - Yes? |
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| 00:00:46 - You couldn't give me a push, could you? - But I'm a lady. |
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| 00:00:49 - Please? - Ladies don't push. |
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| 00:00:52 - Oh, go on, pal. - All right, then. A little lady's push. |
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| 00:01:01 - You couldn't push a bit harder, could you? - It sounds like you've flooded the engine. |
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| 00:01:05 - Oh, no! Have I? - Being a lady, I wouldn't really know. |
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| 00:01:09 - But you've had the choke out too long. - Really? |
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| 00:01:12 Oui, oui. Ouvrez le bonnet! |
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| 00:01:18 (VERY MALE VOICE) Oh, yeah! You've got a faulty connection with your starter motor. |
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| 00:01:25 (LADYLIKE) Try it now. |
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| 00:01:27 - (ENGINE PURRS) - Thanks. |
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| 00:01:30 - Pleasure's all mine. - You certainly know your stuff. |
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| 00:01:35 I grew up with three brothers, so I suppose I am a bit of a tomboy! |
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| 00:01:40 Yeah, I bet you are. |
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| 00:01:48 It's twenty to Toby and we're in Wales, which is apparently part of Britain. |
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| 00:01:54 Absolutely fascinating! It says in here Boy George is a gay! |
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| 00:02:01 - Can I have another Bacardi and Coke, please? - Miss Fitzwilliams will serve you. I'm leaving. |
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| 00:02:07 - Oh, yes? Where are you going? - Well, I got a date, see. |
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| 00:02:12 Oooh! |
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| 00:02:14 Oh, a date. I'd love to go on a date, but I can't as I'm the only gay in the village. |
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| 00:02:19 - Yes, of course you are. See you tomorrow. - So, who's the lucky fella? |
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| 00:02:25 - I don't want to miss my bus. - No, come on! |
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