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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events | (2004) |
| 00:01:08 Bum buttery, flit fluttery Dum diddly-ooh |
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| 00:01:11 Bum buttery, bluebird Is singing a tune |
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| 00:01:15 Daffy-down-dillies awaken And prune |
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| 00:01:18 Bursting in bloom All the flowers assume |
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| 00:01:21 It's a loverly, loverly spring |
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| 00:01:33 Chit-chattery chipmunks All singing along |
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| 00:01:36 Humming their Join-in-a-spring-along song |
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| 00:01:40 Spring is the springiest time For a song |
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| 00:01:43 It's a loverly, loverly spring |
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| 00:01:46 In the forest we play with the rabbits all day... |
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| 00:01:51 I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching. |
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| 00:01:55 The movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant. |
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| 00:02:00 If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf, |
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| 00:02:03 I'm sure there is still plenty of seating in theater number two. |
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| 00:02:06 However, if you like stories about clever |
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| 00:02:09 and reasonably attractive orphans, |
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| 00:02:11 suspicious fires, carnivorous leeches, |
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| 00:02:15 Italian food and secret organizations, |
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| 00:02:18 then stay |
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| 00:02:20 as I retrace each and every one |
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| 00:02:22 of the Baudelaire children's woeful steps. |
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| 00:02:26 My name is Lemony Snicket, |
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| 00:02:29 and it is my sad duty to document this tale. |
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| 00:02:34 Violet Baudelaire, the eldest, |
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| 00:02:36 was one of the finest 14-year-old inventors in the world. |
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| 00:02:40 Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was inventing something |
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| 00:02:43 when her long hair was tied up in a ribbon. |
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| 00:02:47 In a world of abandoned items and discarded materials, |
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| 00:02:51 Violet knew there was always something. |
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| 00:02:55 Something she could fashion into nearly any device |
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