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Get Real | (1998) |
| 00:00:12 [Birds Twittering] |
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| 00:00:51 [Man Narrating] I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. |
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| 00:00:54 That was when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. |
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| 00:01:01 Really? Are you sure? |
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| 00:01:03 Yeah. Honest. Saw it in one of my daddy's videos. |
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| 00:01:08 [Man Narrating] For over a year after that, I thought babies were made |
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| 00:01:12 when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream. |
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| 00:01:20 But it's your favourite flavour. |
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| 00:01:23 Na na! |
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| 00:01:28 [Man Narrating] At secondary school, we were given the facts. |
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| 00:01:31 [Documentary Narrator] It's impossible for a male to mate--> |
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| 00:01:31 [Documentary Narrator] It\'s impossible for a male to mate--> |
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| 00:01:34 unless the female is willing to place herself correctly for him. |
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| 00:01:39 She then lies with her hind legs spread out, her back arched inwards--> |
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| 00:01:39 She then lies with her hind legs spread out, her back arched inwards--> |
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| 00:01:43 and the formerly aggressive spines laid flat. |
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| 00:01:47 The male seizes her by the scruff of the neck--> |
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| 00:01:50 and mating takes place. |
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| 00:01:52 Mating lasts only a minute or two, and the pair separates. |
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| 00:01:57 The male plays no further part in bringing up the family. |
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| 00:01:59 Indeed, the two animals will probably never meet again. |
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| 00:02:03 [Man Narrating] So, that was sex. |
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| 00:02:10 Simple, really. Just find someone to do it with, |
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| 00:02:13 find somewhere to do it, and do it. |
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| 00:02:17 - [Brakes Screeching] - [Horn Honking] |
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| 00:02:21 Thing is, when you are my age, |
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| 00:02:24 it just isn't that simple. |
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| 00:02:32 well, nothing prepares you for that. |
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| 00:02:47 Anything interesting? |
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| 00:02:49 Oh. Not really. |
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