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Dead Ringers | (1988) |
| 00:02:09 (Beverly) Sure I have. |
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| 00:02:11 - Well, I've discovered why sex is. - You have? Fantastic! |
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| 00:02:16 It's because humans don't live underwater. |
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| 00:02:19 I don't get it. |
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| 00:02:21 Fish don't need sex, because they just lay the eggs and fertilise them in the water. |
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| 00:02:27 Humans can't do that because they don't live in water. |
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| 00:02:30 They have to... internalise the water. Therefore we have sex. |
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| 00:02:34 So you mean humans wouldn't have sex if they lived in the water? |
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| 00:02:38 They'd have a kind of sex. The kind where you wouldn't have to touch each other. |
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| 00:02:43 I like that idea. |
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| 00:02:45 Have you heard of scuba diving? It's just new. |
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| 00:02:48 Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. |
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| 00:02:52 Exactly. |
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| 00:02:56 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Yeah. You ask her. |
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| 00:03:06 Raffaella, will you have sex with us in our bathtub? It's an experiment. |
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| 00:03:10 Are you kidding? Fuck off, you freaks! |
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| 00:03:14 I'm telling my father you talk dirty. |
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| 00:03:17 Besides, I know for a fact you don't even know what "fuck" is! |
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| 00:03:29 They're so different from us,... |
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| 00:03:31 ..and all because we don't live underwater. |
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| 00:03:38 The morculum is working superbly. |
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| 00:03:41 - Shall I insert the manticulator? - Please. |
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| 00:03:49 What's the diagnosis? |
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| 00:03:51 Intra-ovular surgery. |
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| 00:04:29 Where did you get that instrument? |
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| 00:04:32 - We had it made for us. - Really? |
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| 00:04:51 Might be fine for a cadaver. It won't work with a living patient. |
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| 00:04:55 (drops instrument) |
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| 00:05:02 To our fabulous twins,... |
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| 00:05:04 ..who have, as mere undergraduates,... |
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